#i've got problems

[melanqueerly]

I'm not attached to anyone. I will block everyone. I expect relationships to end, but not with dread. That may be a problem of mine, but I'm sick of self awareness, so it shall persist.

[celestialbitch-art]

Realized I got more moots... And I think we all know what time it is...

INCORRECT QUOTES TIME!!!

Victims are @the-username-you-wont-remember and @hardtobethebardbitch (why can't I remember yours but remember literally the one that says you won't remember?)

Warning; we're all mean to each other apparently? Also it's long and I do not care

Hawthorne: I love hearing Aruna shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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Aruna: Breaking News, Hawthorne has disappointed us.

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Aruna: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Hawthorne.

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Hawthorne: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought!

Cel: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Aruna, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Cel: Oh? Lemme see!

Aruna, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Hawthorne: …where’s the spider.

Aruna: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Cel: Oh no.

Hawthorne: ARUNA, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Aruna, to Cel: If you see Hawthorne, give them this message *makes a neutral face*

Aruna: They'll know what it means.

*later*

Cel: oh, and Aruna said to give you a message.

Cel: *makes a neutral face*

Hawthorne: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Cel: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Cel: *cuts piece of cake*

Hawthorne: ...Can I have some?

Cel: Cake is for talkers.

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Cel: I am literally evil incarnate.

Cel: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Cel: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Hawthorne: Well Cel, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Cel: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Cel: *looks over Aruna’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck?

Aruna: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it!

Cel: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?

Aruna: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!

Cel: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.

Aruna, offendedly: You don’t know that!

Cel: I hear no denial.

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Aruna: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

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Aruna: I feel like Cel is looking down on me.

Hawthorne: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.

No I'm short, probably

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Aruna: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Hawthorne: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Aruna: I don't have time for their problems.

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Hawthorne: Are you drinking enough water?

Cel: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Hawthorne: Dude, we can get mythical animals! Maybe I’ll get a penguin!

Cel: Penguins are real.

Hawthorne: That’s the spirit, Cel! They’re real to me too!

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Hawthorne: Thank God you were there. Cel. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.

Cel: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.

Hawthorne: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.

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Cel: Aruna gave me a get better soon card.

Hawthorne: That's sweet!

Cel: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.

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Cel: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Cel: Anyways, you said Aruna is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

Real

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Aruna: I wish I had more enemies.

Cel: I’m sure you will someday, honey.

I call everyone honey tbf

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Aruna: The first time I ever got upset in front of Cel, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Cel: I was doing both, for your information.

Hawthorne: The first time Cel hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

[stuft]

*this is boring*

packing is so hard for me for these trips, especially the longer ones bc a) I travel alone (live alone, do pretty much everything alone) and there are all the What Ifs my dumb little brain goes through. Now I've traveled enough to know that preparation is a good thing and it pays off, I have my little comforts and tips and tricks that work for me, but omg the What Ifs. What if I tweak my back again (bring a folding cane-which I didn't this time) what if I get sick, get a headache, there's a pool, I want to do something where I should look halfway nice, need a rubber band, etc etc. Throw it in the bag. Ain't no one there to help me when I am sick or hurt, at least to start. Then there are all my routines that keep me feeling well (supplements, tea) or at least normal (skin care stuff).

The biggest What If when packing though is What If My Bag Is Lost? (Pack extra undies, socks and a Tshirt or 2 in my carry-on, along with essential toiletries) and this is coupled with How US citizens have to pack to get thru security. Gotta wear easy shoes to slip off and on (STILL, after one failed fucking shoe bomber 15-20 years ago JFC) gotta keep your liquids together and under 3.4 ounces (though you don't have to take them out of your bag which I always forget)

So I end up with stuff split up between 2 or 3 bags (including my purse) so when I get to land travel time, I start looking for stuff, and root through my bags like a coked up raccoon rooting through a dumpster, and at some point, after wasting 100 years trying to find shit, I have to take more time to consolidate and rearrange half of my stuff. But then it's at least better.

Every time, I'm like, I am going to leave more stuff at home, bringing so much stuff wastes my time! (hmmm seems like the same thing in my house!) and every time I'm like, oh, I have a little more room, throw it in there.

goodnight mofos i'm beat

[samstigmata]

watching tbbt and pretending they're in a throuple the entire time

[strangenewwords]

today's pro: plotted fully captain!spock (i really need to name this thing) at 3 am in my notes and I LOVE IT.

today's con: i'm full of clients today and tomorrow.

fuck.

[sanjee-chan]

1/2 - I've Got Something Missing Tonight

Based on a fic with the same title written by hookhowitzer on AO3! missdetache on twitter also made an art piece for this! This is just the first part of two lyric strips that I made for the fic, hopefully that second one comes out soon. Summary taken from fic:

"Kirishima’s excited as hell to go to prom. She loves the promposals, she loves the gowns, she loves the idea of one big party with her class before they set off to be full time heroes. But when her date and long-term girlfriend Bakugou ends working on prom night, she can’t help but be a little miserable."

[necrossist-moved]

tonight I drew this

[vonrestorffeffect]

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