I'm not stopping until we've learned just how many pulses to your hips it takes for you to forget your own name.

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I'm not stopping until we've learned just how many pulses to your hips it takes for you to forget your own name.
Still my all time favourite screenshot of my friend.
*all washing machines are blocked at the laundry. So I get to enjoy the surprisingly quite sunny day for a moment 🩵 could be worse
Did Elise know who Ellen really was to Pam?
Yes, of course, why do you think she interrupted their conversation so quickly!
Absolutely not, Pam would never out Ellen even in confidence to a partner
Other - I'll explain in the comments
Have to let all art teacher job openings pass by at the moment bc I either need a teaching degree on top of my art degree which I don't have, or significant working experience/a Name in the art field which I have not much to show for in the official sense even tough I've informally taught and informed plenty of people I just need to find my opportinity to prove this in the right setting.
But it does give me a weird kind of comfort every time, because I know, regardless of my general insecureties in life, I know that I am deeply more qualified than plenty of art teachers I've had. That's not a huge leap whatsoever with some of them, but it is nice sometimes to be able to say with a full chest "Hey I am better at you than this and you get paid, so I absolutely deserve this as well."
my indecisive ass wondering what dropout related thing should i make tumblr user misterbungee draw for my sweep charity vote
Make sure when Batman is about to save you from the Joker, you cry, "Wait! He's mentally ill!"
If the fathers of the Fatherinnit Au were asked the question "Which husband do you love the most?" I feel it would go like this...
Ranboo: *carefully explains that he loves Toby and Theo for different reasons and he wouldn't give any of them up for anything in the world.*
Toby: "Yes." "But sir, you haven't-" With a red glint in his eyes and a big smile, "Next question please."
Theo: "The fuck are you asking? I hate them both." "But you're letting them hug you right now." "I don't see how that shit's relevant."
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accurate as fuck yes
mono (should i keep that as his name? should i change it?) going into careful and very detailed explanation on how he loves both his husbands while tobias here foregoes explanation and just answers straight to the point
theo on the other hand is just: affection? disgusting. *ignoring the hug he's in* next question.