The Fullest Disclosure

Just a place for my thoughts to live, unreserved 24, She/They,PDX

[van1llaskys]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[one-1-eye]

[nina-s0]

I think it would be so funny if a reporter accidently overhears one of the waynes insult batman under their breath, and like everyone is just flabbergasted till they realise that these are the Wayne's. Of course they know (and have beef) with batman.

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Tim, in a interview, trying to explain Wayne stocks or sum idk: well, yk Wayne industries wouldn't have to pay for so many building repairs if fucking batman stopped throwing bane into buildings-

Interviewer: what was that, Mr drake?

Tim: what was what?

Interviewer: right. What do you think Mr Wayne?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: fuck batman.

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Dick, being bombarded with paperazzi after a kidnapping: oh ffs couldn't batman save me from these snakes too.

Dick: I'm gonna fucking kill him.

Reporters: ???

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Kid recording a tiktok: hey! Mr Todd! What do you say about the rumors that the Wayne's hate batman?

Jason: huh?

Kid recording, shoving the phone closer to jason: thoughts on batman?

Jason, leaning into to the mic: fuck batman.

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Someone recording with shaky hands: *Duke Thomas walking out of a private gym, clearly having worked out and looking exhausted*

Duke: fuckass batman, I'm gonna beat his ass.

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Street kid #2: hey batman! Have you heard what the Wayne's are saying these days?

Batman: *batman noise*

Street kid: do u have a message for Bruce Wayne?

Batman, leaning in: Bruce, say it to my face next time you little bitch.

[grakkie]

Duke appreciation, let him interact with his siblings more often dc 🙏

[jason-toddie]

@numberonedukethomasapologist

[anarchistmemedistro]

[polystyrenequeen]

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

[himejoshiangels]

btw important clarification: Duke chose the morning shift himself. the sentiment that bruce needed someone to patrol in the morning is straight up untrue, duke's early training was right beside batman solving crimes and chasing criminals at night but as he was figuring out his place in the Gotham vigilante scene working at night just did not work for him. Eventually he chose to work during the daytime specifically because of his mother's ideology, that it's easier to recognize truth in the light, and because it allows him better direct access to the people of Gotham.

Duke is a very community centered character. He is big on his beliefs about it and redemption. Saying Bruce chose the day for him removes Duke's agency as a character and is a fundamental misunderstanding of him. He was Gothams robin (not batman's) for a reason. he was going to do his "protect and uplift the community by any means" thing no matter what, he was doing it before he even met bruce and it was the reason they met in the first place. he works in the morning because it's where the people are and it's the best way to see them in all their truths and complexities and for them to see him and know that everything is going to be okay

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[wizardpotions]

You all need to understand that autonomy and especially bodily autonomy NEEDS to include being allowed to do things that are bad for you. True bodily autonomy includes being allowed to do things that are risky, drugs, cosmetic procedures and the like. Bodily autonomy needs to include being allowed to get high or smoke or get a BBL. The important part is education about the risks

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[ft-nostalgia]

If you wrote 17776, what would the whole world be instead of football? Me, everything's comics now. All we do are comic books: conventions, reenactments, book clubs, writing and drawing. What Will Comic Books Look Like in the Year 17776? What indeed.

[melindamagpie]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[notbao]

started as kiss anatomy practice, felt obligated to draw bart kiss everyone for new years hehe

[punk-asskid]

its so funny seeing a bunch of native new yorkers and los angelians try to fathom what a small town is like "yeah lets meet at the vegan place" there would not be an exclusively vegan restaurant i regret to inform you

[ft-nostalgia]

It is funny but I think part of the point is that the town is dying. City government corruption and greed and killing what would otherwise just be a pretty normal town and making it feel like something far smaller and more isolated. Purpee isn't small; it's starving.