#i've seen two

[hjhhnffjdiwohd]

"Everyone hates ruler, surely there won't be any doubles!!" I exclaim, excited to scroll on Tiktok and be the only Ruler yume ever

I was then killed with a giant hammer

[thebitchlands]

Cam: Are you in love with Vivia?

Vaness: Shut up. I'm just buying her an accessory since she has awful taste in fashion.

Cam: But that's a wedding ring.

[apineappleheart]

Well I just changed my entire outfit, including bra, while stuck in bumper to bumper traffic without exposing myself. I feel like that's some kind of metaphor for my career but I can't work out how.

[nerdie-faerie]

It's nearly the end of October where my horror movies at?

[jheselbraum]

You'll notice I did not mention how many hits from a blaster you'd need to take down a booyah bomb. This is because while I'm sure there's enough power and fire rate to actually do it, everyone hates blasters and they're not fun they're frustrating and bad weapons and they suck.

[lidi999]

Pro of studying nursing: You get to meet a lot of therapy dogs.

[localhistorynerd]

who wants to visit all the American revolutionary battle sites!!!

[corpsefluid]

where is my Marvel/MGS crossover? One that actually understands The Boss and doesn’t spout a bunch of bullshit about how The Boss would never kill/terrorise/interrogate people and thus 100% miss the point of The Boss’ job.