A Pineapple Heart

[38, she/they] I love William Faulkner, cardigans, and Lifetime movies with plucky female protagonists. I hate flash mobs and people who say, "THIS IS OUR TIME."

[unoqlo]

01/14/26: SEA @ NJD | Nico's OT GWG

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[dogpuppy]

[podcastwizard]

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[3000s]

we are in truble

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[nevver]

Wish you were here, Jersey Shore

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

174.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[habitant]

nic, stace and pou at the victoire cup celebration | 30/05/2026

[visenyaism]

hey did anyone hear a single discordant note in the leitmotif just now

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[panic-attack-imminent]

hopeeverybodyshavingagreat

P R I D E M O N T H

shout out to..........

🌈✨The Gays✨🌈

[jenny-holzer]

[imperatorrrrr]

silver medalists x3