starters from when the dash commentary channel exploded:
- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHSDDDDDDD
- Check your inbox, shitlips.
- Stop using fonts!
- ____, dashing into your house and killing you instantly.
- This whole room is cursed.
- Idiots, I’m a socialist!
- WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?
- If this is an uprising, I’m TOTALLY up for that.
- (Takes the P key off your keyboard)
- I really wanna go home.
- Do you all prefer your toothpaste with or without the crust?
- I mean I know I’m stupid but you don’t need to call me out like this.
- What kind of fae folk shit is this?
- I’m gonna eat your snacks.
- I hope I’m the focus of the callout.











