#iamgoingtohell

[imclearlynotsane]

I have an incestual relationship with all my favourite characters. They are my babies, I breastfed them but also very fuckable.

[crapasta-blog]

pls don’t burn me at stake but... i corrected ren’s proportions a bit...

[sci-studyspo]

Non studyblr post about real college life and college boyfriends. (Pardon the incorrect grammar and language). Also I’m about to talk about eating ass so WARNING I guess???

I’ve been dating this dumb ass fraternity bitch for about 5 months. I go to an all girls school and he goes to an all guys school. (I go to his sister school, he goes to my brother school, pretty lit right?) Anyways, back to the dumb ass bitch part. This boy told me he loved me like 3 months into the relationship and I didn’t even know this man-Thot knew what love was but okay. That’s besides the point. THE POINT IS, after a guy says he loves you and he is also dumb as fuck (being dumb is crucial for this to work) he will do WHATEVER YOU WANT. Before he said I love you he wouldn’t eat ass, absolutely refused any ass stuff at all. That’s nice bc I don’t like anal anyways. Fast forward to last week and this motherfucker eats my ass like a dog licking a bowl. I didn’t ask for it, he just went for it. Needless to say ladies, once you got him wrapped around your finger he’ll do anything. And yes if you’re wondering, he said I love you first and I am the cold, emotionless one in the relationship which somehow makes him more into me.

[krispytidalwavesheep]

GERMANY STAHP

[lorcastightpants]

So today's Twitter offering came with the caption 'It's your round, pet' however I wish to revise that and suggest 'WTF Is in your pocket... Please say nothing!' 😂

[matthadahemi]

#lol #repressedmemory #unclepaul #jimnorton #funny #iamgoingtohell

[cubanvirgo13]

#iamgoingtohell #ohhwell

[cowboii]

Merry xmas ppl! #merrychristmas #merryxmas #xmas2016 #funny #joke #iamgoingtohell