#iamjohnlocked

[thenerdthatlivesat221bonnaboo]

I absolutely love this one

My edit

[profangirl1996]

My awesome momma @ddray61 made this for me based on a custom pattern by @thegraphalo 😍😍😍 (And yes, the outlining colors are Oatmeal and Aubergine 😉) #johnlock #iamjohnlocked #iamsherlocked #sherlockholmes #johnwatson #sherlockbbc #benedictcumberbatch #martinfreeman #crochet #thegraphalo #graphgan #fangirl https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ZxtFiHJaR/?igshid=r5tttw94lr5k

[myflawedschool]

During lunch

My guy friend: What is your favourite sport?

Me: The science of deduction.

Him and my other friend: What's that?

Me: Hmmm...

Me: *Looks around and sees the coding teacher*

Me: He's wearing an Apple Watch so he like Tech and Apple products, it's on his left wrist so he's right-handed, he's wearing a ring so he's married.

My other friend: That could be an engagement ring.

Me: Wait, are you sayin' he's Gay or his girlfriend proposed to him?

[ladicius4-blog]

It’s our exam day tomorrow and I’m here, giggling at Solangelo and Johnlock.

WHHYYYY

staahhpp. I NEED TO STUDY

WHY DO U GUYZ HAB TO BEH SO ADORBS >.<

[thenerdthatlivesat221bonnaboo]

I’ve watched Sherlock, so I know my fair share about bloggers and detectives.

I've watched Good Omens, so I know my fair share about angels and demons.

[thenerdthatlivesat221bonnaboo]

My friends: Why do you watch such strange shows and lesson to such bizarre artists?

What others post every time I go on Tumblr or Instagram: Oh my god, why is Martin Freeman so cute?!?!??!?! Oh, and Benedict Cumberbatch! His eyes!!!!! 😍😍 We need season 5! JOHNLOCK!!!!!!!

Good Omens is sooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crowley and Azi are the best! Ship!

Twenty Øne Piløts is sooooo good! I love their new music video!

James Holzhauer is coming back in November! I'm so excited!

We much protect Leanard Finch at all costs! I'm saying ALL costs.

Me: Yeah well there's a lot of other people that like the tv shows and artist that I like.

My friends: How do you know?

Me: *remembers none of them have Instagram or Tumblr accounts*

Me: Well there son the social media that you don't have.

Them: *Remembers that they don't have social media*

Them: Ok we believe you

[thenerdthatlivesat221bonnaboo]

John: I love you

Sherlock: You should

[thenerdthatlivesat221bonnaboo]

SPOILERS FOR ENDEAVOUR SEASON FOUR-ISH!

Me: *Talks about Sherlock*

My friends that don't watch it: You are insane, do NOT watch Sherlock!!!!

My friend that watches it: I agree with them, you shouldn't watch it. Oh and also you shouldn't ship Johnlock!!!!

Me: *Internally* 😭

Me: I need some new friends.

Me: *Moves on and starts talking about Endeavour*

All my friends: First it was Sherlock and now it is Endeavour. You are insane! Do NOT watch Sherlock or Endeavour!!!

Me: *Internally* 😭😭

Me: I really need some new friends.

Me: Wait, but Thursday, he's one of the characters, got shot, still had the bullet in him, kept coughing, then went into the bathroom, started coughing violently, and then coughed up the bullet. Is this possible?

My two friends that go hunting so they know guns: *Ask questions* 😂 No it's not.

My friend: My mom watches that show.

My friend: *after a week* Oh he's fine now. DO NOT TALK ABOUT ENDEAVOUR!!!!!!!

Me: *Moves on and starts talking about Grantchester*

All my friends: No.

Over the summer I started watching Luther, Father Brown, Good Omens, Home Fires, and Poldark. The next school year is going to be Hell for my friends