Want and I’ll tell you three things I would do to you if we were alone
"You have got to be kidding me..."
Fran slapped his hand over his face, shrinking his shoulders, wondering when the mother ship was coming to beam him home. Across the street, his ludicrious and freak of nature neighbor, Byakuran, had hung a sign over his balcony stating three things:
WHAT I WANT FROM FROGGY-KUN TODAY
Every. Stinking. Day. Byakuran had a new sign with new wants and new annoyances and. Fran pinched the bridge of his nose. It was no use trying to wrack his brain around how Byakuran functioned because it was pretty damn apparent this guy was an idiot. Hoisting his bag, Fran proceeded to head out the door and ignore Byakuran's existence like he did every other day of his life.
But seriously, that was easier said than done.
Amuse me and I’ll write about my character trying to cheer yours up
"Frannie-Fran! Saying no is a negative! We must be positive! PO-SO-TIVE!"
"Frannie-Fraaaan~ If you say no again I'm going to have to bring out Mr.Time Out and you wouldn't want that~"
"Byakuran stop talking like a pedophile. You're creeping me out... more so than usual."
"But you're frowning woning, sunshine! I won't stop till you smile!"
Fran's eyebrow twitched. Byakuran had been pulling this ridiculous act for the past... Oh God. Ten minutes now. What did he want from him? A smile? A smile was all he wanted yet he was driving Fran insane? Fran stared at Byakuran impassively and made an x with his fingers.
"Well I warned you~" Byakuran sang. He took up a stuffed dragon and threw it at Fran's face. "Now here comes Mr. Time Out's friend Mrs. Abuse!" he picked up a purple furby and chucked that at Fran's face as well.
Sooner or later a war broke out between the two that resulted in a broken window, overturned beds, and one smiling Fran.
Byakuran sat with his shirt falling off his shoulder and a cocky grin on his face, his sock puppet held high in the air. "And you thought I wouldn't get you to smile~ Silly Frannie-Fran~"
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Deep in the night Byakuran had the strangest dream
One where Fran had powers over the ocean and Byakuran was a mermaid.
Fran wanted Byakuran's ocean kingdom but Byakuran wouldn't budge.
So Fran sent an army of goldfish to break down the barriers.
Before Byakuran could see who won, he woke up to find Fran sitting on the edge of his bed holding a goldfish in a plastic baggy.
"Morning, Marshmallow Head. Look what I won at the fair last night."
The shriek Byakuran let out was the farthest from being manly.