#iamsp00n

[hermette-historian]

The first time I watched Aureylian’s S2E1, I was confused and mildly annoyed by the constant “sheep-bleating” noise in the background.

Upon second watching, I realized that she was simply making an attempt at censoring 95% of the words that came out of iAmSp00n’s mouth.

[hermette-historian]

i tried to look it up on your blog but nothing showed up, if i may ask, who is iamspoon and what did he do to warrant a tw of himself?

Here's the original post! Tumblr is fucky and doesn't like my extremely organized tags.

But tl;dr: Sp00n (or Sam) was a mcyt creator that primarily existed on Twitch, but also had a small active YouTube channel and was a member of Hermitcraft until he faded out somewhere in the middle of Season 3. There he remained on a separate radar, doing his thing, for many years. Unfortunately, Sam's "thing" seems to have been "being a general misogynist, an absolute shit boyfriend, and arguably a serial r*pist" if you'll excuse my blunt manner. After his appalling behaviour was publicly exposed by several women-including previous lovers-Sam was bullied off the face of the internet entirely, severing the monetization of his dormant YouTube channel, deactivating his social media, and accepting a ban from the Twitch platform. His final goodbye can be found at the top of his Twitter account, and explains to his former fans that they should accept the accusations without question and learn to live with his actions without attempting to defend him.

I put a trigger warning whenever I mention him because anyone that does know this story will need it for mention of SA.

[hermette-historian]

Sp00n’s voice reminds me of a screen reader. This is a good thing. No I will not elaborate.

[scicraft]

the church of spoonology

[redsandtemple]

aurey arguing with sp00n over the logistics of the irish potato famine is more thrilling than literally any current hermitcraft convo

[michaelmcchillsmpe]

Day 2 | 11/23/19

So this stream was significantly shorter than the first but still 5 and ½ hours which is still super long so again this may be a bit of a more general recollection. Honestly knowing Michael most will because he goes hard with stuff like this and he has the time and ideas for long streams.

Since factions got reset Michael recreates Packle and James joins the faction as well.

Michael reclaims his territory that got unclaimed in California and then travels to Hawaii to reclaim his land there where Grunk and a couple of others were hanging out.

Michael becomes god for all of five seconds because he logged out while in James’s plane and stayed floating when he logged back in while trying to intimidate the admin Chippledipple who was testing stuff about factions at the time. Michael then murders him and takes his stuff, with permission, including a chicken spawn egg and a nametag already named “cuck”.

Michael and James seek out Kwite since he is an ally (once again) and ask him if they can go explore the volcano that he had claimed to try to find emeralds and any other resources.

They go to visit Kara to ask for emeralds and become allies with the CorvarianEmpire again.

James and Michael figured out how to block glitch and climb people’s houses in claimed territories without being able to necessarily build in other faction’s claimed lands. They started with Kara and moved on to Asaii and Sneegsnag (the apparent Pope of the server) and glitch climbed trees around Asaii’s property as well as his house.

Michael and James then traveled to Jmakattack’s house to show him their magical glitching powers as well.

Packle became allies with Pogland aka Jmak.

They then went to show BluesDank their magic. 

Sneeg (his faction being marioloogi) and Asaii (his faction being Aeropostle) declared Packle as their enemies claiming they were witches and needed to be burned. 

Michael and James tried to terrorize Reflex22 and Krinios who they were unable to very well because they were in the middle of Africa if I remember right and then they flew away.

I can’t remember specific timing for this one, but James claimed some random ass singular chunk of land with an island in the middle of Indonesia for no reason other than Michael and him wanted to while they were flying over. I am almost positive that this tiny ass island has zero resources because it is literally only 22 blocks big. This is just the way that their minds operate.

Michael and James go back to their home base, Michael creates an ender chest, and James leaves for the night (morning for him since he lives in the UK).

Michael went to Antarctica to gather resources at the “Chip was Here” area before anyone tried to claim it.

Sneeg and Asaii arrived to kill him as Michael mined resources but the whole situation got turned around as Michael did not want to be killed so far south and he proceeded to escape being killed.

Then the stream turned into a podcast basically as Sneeg and Michael started just talking about things (again, this was about the final two hours of the stream). If you want to know the basic stuff of what they talked about (which devolved rather quickly after a while) I’ll put it in paragraph at the end of this post but it is not necessarily relevant to the general parts of Michael’s SMP Earth adventures.

Carson comes on as an admin and says “Hello whores” (this part is mostly as a time reference for when stuff happened in the stream)

Michael dies and loses all of his stuff :(

Marioloogi became allies of Packle (quick turnaround, I know lol)

The odd podcast conversation started with a talk about headphone brands and their thoughts on an end for SMP Live (a big topic for this fandom) and content creation in general which lasted for about an hour alone. Kara also joins in at one point and becomes another member of this pseudo podcast. Then they started talking about how there are people they knew when they were younger rediscovering them through their streams (like people they knew in high school finding their twitch channels or seeing them being on SMP Live and messaging them being like “omg you’re on here???”). They also talked about how they felt about being invited to SMP Live. Michael also talks about his mixtape and Sneeg talks about his hat collection and his Dad having to come over and use his toilet. That becomes the starting point of the conversations turning weird. It moved into talking about sex ed and what they thought sex meant when they first learned about it as children (it was a very interesting conversation lol). They also just talked about shitty teachers in general.

Someone else also had joined in for a bit in the pseudo podcast but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was.

[michaelmcchillsmpe]

Day 1 | 11/22/19

This is a messy and big one that I made too long after watching the stream the first time that I might have missed a few things.

Michael got on with everyone else and when everyone started to leave the main spawn and go into their desired countries, he separated into a call with Pokay and RoastedJames. Michael had signed up for Northern California so he wanted to head there to claim land and also fuck around with James and Poke along the way as well as Antvenom when he would join the call. Then for the rest of the stream, I’m just going to make bullet points in reference to it because honestly his stream was over nine hours and I cannot make an accurate enough post about that. 

Poke, James, and Michael created the faction Packle.

Michael got one of the first deaths on the server if not the very first one because he jumped down a hole when he wasn’t paying attention and died. 

Michael found diamonds which James immediately took and made two diamond hoes with.

Michael, Poke, and James I’m pretty sure were also the first to figure out the planes on the server which were so incredibly laggy at that point that half the time they were just frozen mid-air.

That also meant several people joined the call to ask how to get and use planes lol

A long portion of the stream was then devoted to figuring out how to deal with factions in which Svyoshi (the server admin for SMP Live) helped out a bit.

Michael also allied with Kwite as they both are in western North America and King_Burren as they are friends from SMP Live.

Michael wanted to go to Antarctica to check it out and see what was there since people in chat were talking about Technoblade there which made him curious and as soon as he got close he shot up like 200 viewers because Techno’s chat immediately joined to see why Michael was going down there. The chat then turned into Techno spies and Michael’s regulars which was pretty amusing.

Michael helps out Cooper when he first joined since he was in Southern California.

Michael claims Hawaii for Packle.

Michael goes to visit KaraCorvus and they check out Mount Everest.

Michael goes to say hi to Connor who has moved the bit of “conar eat pant” onto Michael.

Michael explored the “Chip was here” section of the map down by Antarctica.

There was a big mess where VoiceOverPete (who is in Techno’s faction), KaraCorvus, and Michael all drowned and lost all their items in Antarctica again. Their items were all found but Techno kept a couple of Kara’s items in the end.

Michael and Kara tried to get back Kara’s items while Michael held Pete’s items ransom and IamSp00n joined them after a while which led to a mess where Kara and Sp00n both got stuck in different parts of Techno’s claimed territory since they couldn’t open doors, or break or build blocks in claimed territories. They both were freed in the end.

Then the majority of the rest of the stream was spent talking with the admins of the server about how the server needed to be fixed to work better in different aspects such as with the planes being a bit of a mess, the general use of factions, and the use of teleportation in different ways (this was about 2 hours of the stream).

Gamersupps subbed to Michael with Twitch Prime (this has no relevance to SMP Earth, I just thought it was a funny way to end the stream).

Also because the factions got turned off overnight between the first and second days, everything for factions including allies and claimed land got canceled anyway so that was a basic reset and half of this stuff was undone in regards to factions.

[luckrainsdown]

The Ender Dragon has been Defeated

It’s official. Kara Corvus, Captain Sarklez, and IamSp00n just beat the ender dragon. Who knows if they were supposed to but they did lol