#iamtheonlypeach

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So I know you're not taking any more guests, but can I at least get an invitation? Just so I can be there in spirit? 😂 -Mama Peachy 💕🍑

Thank you for your message, @iamtheonlypeach Mama Peachy

Giving it careful consideration (he looked at our guest list and shrugged), my fiancee Saitama says, “We can squeeze a few more in, right?”

Of course you’re invited. As a long time supporter of Saitama via this blog, you are entitled to be there! 

It is less than four months time now. There is still so much to finalise and finish organising...

Our suits are being tailored to fit. The twins have their outfits (but those will be double-checked closer to the time of the wedding, since the boys are still growing). The bots outfits are in development. My Saitama says that King has got his best man suit, the cupcakes are ordered, the catering is arranged...

Still need to find a DJ. Class A Rank 31 Forte is rumoured to do DJing as a side job, and my Saitama says that King knows a guy named Mic who DJs too. It’s a matter of the cost, as our budget isn’t huge.

Then there are the flowers to organise, too...

The wedding is so close, and with so much time taken up with the kids bots and hero work, we’re running out of time to arrange everything.

My fiance Saitama says I should relax because I’m “gonna get it done” but I will not relax until everything is ready. 

I just wish my family was here for this.

[vote-sensei]

So once everything calms down, please...tell me that Genos is okay. :')

hey @iamtheonlypeach

about this huh?

yeah

i mean

he’s gonna be.

not awake rn

doc’s working real hard

genoslings’re askin’ lots of questions

they’ve not seen g so broken before

i dunno what to tell them

just that g’s gonna be okay

cos the doc said so.

this was saitama

[vote-sensei]

Mr. Bang, I have a weak heart, but I wanna exercise! How do you think I should go about it?

-Mrs. Peachy 🍑

Mrs. Peachy, those with a weak heart still have a place within the martial arts world! 

You may not have the physical health necessary to use martial arts in a combative or defensive manner, with a weak heart you can participate in martial art forms such as Tai Chi! With Tai Chi, you will learn to make your body flow with the movements, and you will learn to train your mind. 

Of course the forms of my own method, Flowing Water Rock-Smashing Fist, can also be used in solo training for the strengthening of the body and mind! 

Bang

[vote-sensei]

A suggestion for your hair! You're more cool toned so may I recommend the following colors? Blue, Green, Black, Purple. But really it's up to you. XD I love dyeing my hair so I got all excited lmao Mama Peachy - 🍑

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Thank you for your suggestion, @iamtheonlypeach Mama Peachy-san.

I would not dye my hair blue or green. 

It is a colour for jerks.

I have previously considered black or purple, and many other colours.

My fiance Saitama says he likes me blond, but he did say that brown would look cute… Perhaps I should consider less striking shades. Bright colours may only make me stand out more, which is annoying if I’m trying to go incognito in public. 

I shall think about it further. 

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I'm calling it right now, I don't think he's gonna win the case. Absent and suddenly shows up for money? If I was the judge I'd laugh at his face. Fucking asshole. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Mama peachy 🍑

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Thank you for your message, @iamtheonlypeach Mama Peachy-san. 

I would laugh in his face too. I have found where he lives, and would like to pay him a Visit, but my Saitama has banned me from it, and Hanako-san says it could cause problems if this goes to court, so I suppose I must continue to monitor his movements from afar and be patient.

Once this is all over and Hanako-san has secured the custody of the boys, I shall make sure that asshole Ryouta knows he messed with the wrong person. 

I hope she’ll reconsider her decision regarding another paternity test, if this first one turns out to prove that Ryouta is not the father. 

I really must be patient. It’s annoying. I want this to be over already. 

My Saitama needs reason to be cheerful again.

[vote-sensei]

Oye no manches! Mi corazon no puede aguantar este chisme! 🤯🤯🤯 Mama Peachy 🍑

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Thank you for your message, @iamtheonlypeach Mama Peachy-san

I’m...sorry? If my suspicions are causing you issues. They are causing issues for me, too. 

My Saitama and I should talk about this. Preferably with Hanako-san, since the boys are hers. 

But making the decision to do so is one thing. Having the conversation is an entirely different matter. My Saitama and his followers here have told me I’m too quick to jump to conclusions, so I shouldn’t assume they are his (but I do). 

Starting a conversation about it is...difficult. My Saitama and I have talked about the similarities between them and him, but only a little--

“Heh, Kouji looked kinda like me with that bald cap,” my Saitama said as we settled down to sleep that night. 

“There were similarities,” I said. “Being twins, I’d assume Ichiro would, too....” 

“Yeah... Hey, do you think--” My Saitama sat up and rubbed his head. “Uh. Actually forget it.” 

I sat up beside him. “What’s on your mind, Saitama?” 

“Uh.” His eyes darted in the darkness. “It’s just...uh...they know being bald isn’t cool, right? Wouldn’t wish that on anyone, let alone a couplea kids.” 

“I’m sure any hereditary baldness will not set in until much later in life,” I assured him. 

He smiled in relief. “Cool. Sucks to be young and bald, y’know?” He started to lay down, then sat up again. “Hey, whaddya mean by hereditary?” 

“They may have inherited the gene that causes baldness,” I explained. “From...from their father.” 

“Oh, right. Well! Dunno if their dad’s bald so guess it’ll be a surprise for ‘em when they get old.” He lay down, shifting to get comfortable. “Shitty sorta surprise though.” 

“They like your baldness,” I said, settling beside him. “So do I.” 

“Yeah but you’re you. And they’re just kids. ‘s different when you’re the one who’s bald.” He pulled me close in the darkness. “When we have kids, we gotta make sure they get your good genes, man.” 

“Any biological children will have your genes only, sensei,” I pointed out, as softly as I could. “And the genetics of the egg donor.” 

“Heh...” I felt his lips curve against my forehead. “They’ll still be our kids. Hope they turn out like you.” 

I wanted to remind him that genetic traits aren’t something that could be learnt, but that wasn’t really his point. 

“I hope they turn out like you, Saitama,” I replied, thinking of the twins. “I think they will do.” 

“Nah. Dad like you, they’ll be freakin’ awesome...” Saitama mumbled it sleepily, and the next moment he’d dropped off. 

I’m sure they are his. I can’t pretend not to assume anymore. 

Should I talk to Hanako-san about it first? 

I don’t want to hurt my Saitama if I’m wrong (or if I’m right).

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Say what you want about furries, they know how to 💲💲💲💲 My old friend would draw for them and she made hella money. -Mama Peachy

Hey Mama Peachy

G says this ask’s for me

He wants to know about the furry thing now, too...

This is about this thing, huh?

‘f I could draw

I’d’ve drawn a lotta stuff for those folks

Got paid good for being a model though

Was kinda...weird...but they were cool folks

Not got anything against ‘em, y’know?

They aren’t harming anyone

And those fursuits are pretty cool.

Real soft and such...

This was Saitama

[vote-sensei]

To provide perspective, I'm annoying to my friends/wife/family on purpose because I think it's funny. 😬 And I think it's better when someone is annoying back. Like it shows that they're not taking my shit and have the same sense of humor. Maybe that asker(?) is on to something. 😂 Just try it with Garou. What's the worst that could happen? He gets mad at you? Oooooh noooooooo. -Mama Peachy 🍑

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Thank you for your message, @iamtheonlypeach Mama Peachy-san

I’m uncertain if Garou finds it funny. It seems he’s Just Like That. Except with Mumen Rider, of course. It will be interesting to see how he behaves at the Christmas fair. He can’t be annoying whilst he’s at Mumen’s side. 

That seems like the best opportunity to be annoying back, doesn’t it? 

I look forward to it.

(But I look forward more to a festive date with my Saitama. I shan’t allow that idiot Garou to ruin it)