It's fucked up that Intestines Trouble causes Brain Fog. Like, stay in your damn lane! I don't send executive functioning marching down there into YOUR house to fuck up YOUR job!
What, just because the hemmorhoids are angry? A few drops of blood and some colon pain and suddenly Oh No We Can't Think Thoughts?? Who the fuck put YOU in charge, anyway! It's a disaster down there, have you SEEN you?! You all absolutely do not deserve creative control over the executive functions, give them back this instant.










