#iblamejared

[50shadesofjaredleto]

Backstage from The Outsider

[dertumblintylerweed]

Picked up some new ears today. #WeMakeHappiness #castmember #disney #blamejared #iblamejared #blameitonjared #itsalljaredsfault (at Disneyland Resort-Anaheim California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvDMTovnNj4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13pp72k1lw8hs

[justmymarsfiction]

Hey I've patiently waited the last four weeks, I've checked your account every day for a new chapter and out of frustration just reread everything, so ... please? (puppy eyes) xo

Aaawww, no puppy eyes! I´m really sorry for the lack of new chapters and tbh I have no real excuse. :( I just wasn´t in the mood, but I hope it changes #soon! So thank you for being patient and it´s never wrong to send me nice little messages like these to swing me back into the right mood. ;) 

[texasblue214]

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Holy fuggin hell. Here is why this man @jaredleto is and will always be my #mcm. His chest has gotten so big and muscular. Just dear God. I'm gonna be worthless the rest of the day watching this on repeat! Damn it. #IBlameJared #ItsJaredsFault #credittotheowner #LetoPorn #LetoLover #lovelusttour #theVoice #TSTM #30STM #30SecondsToMars #MarsInRussia #killmenow #chest #RockGod #kingofMars

[hephaestn]

I may never be the same after that 3D audio of Alibi. It seriously made the song more beautiful and I didn't think that was possible. Thank you for it! Xo

asdfghjkl i'm literally screaming because you're one my favourite jared blogs *heavy breathing* kay i stop fangirling now. thank you so so much, i'm so happy you enjoyed it ♥ 

[jordancat]

Tag Game

I was tagged by the amazing iblamejared!

1. If you could be the opposite sex for a day and could only do one thing, what would you do?

It would be really interesting socially to go to different places asnd see how differently I'd be treated.  But the truth is, I'd definitely do something sexual!

2. If the world was going to end in 30 days, name 3 things you’d do before D-Day.

See 30 Seconds To Mars Live.

Get all of my friends together for a three day blow-out party in the penthouse suite of some ungodly expensive hotel.

Get all of my family together for Christmas!  Doesn't matter what month it is, gotta have a last Christmas!

3. What is your favorite book?

This is way too difficult so I'll just put the last book I read, cause I loved it. "The Spiral Staircase" by Karen Armstrong

4. If you were given a free ride to space, would you go?

Of course! I'd probably die because I am not in any kind of shape, but I'd go!

5. If someone offered you $3 million dollars to make one porn film, would you?

Yes, I would.  I have no other way of making that kind of money, which I really need.  And I don't think there is anything dirty or humiliating about sexuality.   But I would need the money upfront so that I could walk off the set if any of the things that I understand can happen in the porn industry, like being pressured into doing something you don't want to do, started going on.

6. Name 6 things you both love AND dislike about Jared Leto.

WOW, this is an awesome question!

1. His hairstyles, including facial hair.

2. His fashion sense.

3. His dirty mouth.

4. His bossiness.

5. His tendency to be the center of attention.

6. His tendency to get ahold of a good line and then repeat it in interview after interview.  i.e. "We crawled out of the muddy banks of the Mississippi with food stamps in one hand and our instruments in the other." or "It wasn't a period piece so I didn't have to do a full Brazilian." etc. 

7. Best joke you were ever told?

I don't hear jokes often, so this is the only one I can remember right now. 

A priest, a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "Is this a joke?" 

8. If you were given the opportunity to switch lives with one person of your choice for a week, alive or dead, who would it be and would you do it?

Jared Leto, and you bet I would!

9. Is there a phrase you overuse? And what is it?

Probably "Awesome" 

10. Could you walk away from the internet (incl. social media etc.) forever and not look back?

Yes, I could. I wouldn't be talking to other people though, I'd just be watching movies and writing fanfiction for myself. 

11. What is your fantasy/ultimate place to live?

New Orleans, Louisiana, USA.

Because I still have a few of these left to answer, and because there were no rules with this, I want to tag ALL of my followers to answer these questions as well, and let iblamejared know that you did it!