Vox: *in the middle of his song “Stayed Gone”*
♪ While he hid in radio ♪
♪ We pivoted to video ♪
♪ Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare ♪
♪ Hell's been better since he split ♪
♪ Where's he been? ♪
♪ Who gives a —
Vox: *immediately stops singing when he sees Alastor with a baby stroller*
Alastor: *carrying some shopping bags and a drink in his hands while pushing a baby stroller*
Vox: *blinks* EXCUSE ME?! ALASTOR?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Alastor: *pauses and holds out his drink* A smoothie. Bloody-strawberry flavor.
Vox: *glitching out so hard since that obviously wasn’t what he meant*














