#icb....

[hostilidadesveladas]

Lol my kitten went viral on TT...

[witchery--smitchery]

ahh, yes, the two types of divination:

“why are you booing me, i’m right”

kermit nod

[minhyukie]

this just in mehreen and aleena are gullible as Fuck

[chaekkung]

it’s been almost two months since hyungwon posted a selfie… im gonna start crying

[allevilsarc]

❛  can you tell me more about your adventures?  ❜ / @stamour

" what do you want-- a bedtime story? " now, lucy wouldn't call what happened to her an adventure. in any case, there are plenty of retellings of it all (the accuracy of the stories range, but if it makes people happy to read it, so be it). his hands press together, one over the other. there's a squeeze, one brow raising. " jesus christ, love. i'm not going to read you a story. my memory isn't as good as it used to be. i've had too many adventures to make sure the details are correct. it wouldn't be fair to you to give you some-- mishmash of stories. it's not in my best interest. " she sighs, teeth biting down at her bottom lip.

" -- are there any specific things you want to know? "

[nequeos]

ahoy 🤪

[hisflaws-a2]

@kaijvking​​ ( feat. newt )  :  “ chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my god, the wings to go with the breast, i don’t know what you are but i’m gonna fucking eat you too. ”

should  he  be  impressed  or  appalled?   he  doesn’t  know  yet,  but  what  he  does  know  is  that  newt’s  got  a  hell  of  a  pile  on  that  plate  of  his.   max  is  trailing  closely  behind  him  as  they  near  the  end  of  the  spread  of  food.   theoretically,  smoking  weed  and  going  to  a  buffet  sounded  like  a  great  idea  ----  but  he  has  a  feeling  that  might  not  be  the  case  in  an  hour  or  two.   “  dude  ----  ”   max  is  biting  back  a  laugh  as  eyes  shift  between  his  plate  and  the  one  his  friend  is  holding.   “  if  you  actually  end  up  eating  all  of  that  i’m  gonna  be  very  concerned  and  will  happily  refuse  to  hang  out  with  you  later.  ”

[dcadfiles]

Hibiki's gift isn't something to be casually left on their desk, lest they get strange looks from their coworkers- But a gift has definitely been bought for them. Rather than chocolates, there's a note left on their desk instructing them to come to Shirogane's office for 'a review of their last mission'. Despite the dry and formal cover story, there will be a chilled bottle of Silver Birch wine and some flowers waiting for them, along with something to try on. [>:3c]

THERE HAD BEEN WORD that Shirogane went into their office, hands filled with gifts specifically for them. Hibiki couldn’t help but find it strange. They were quite close, so this should be a given right? Couples normally give each other gifts on Valentine’s Day; but then again, the last time they engaged in a relationship outside of Shirogane was when they were a teen.

The door to Hibiki’s office is opened, and that was the first thing the agent saw. Quickly shutting the door behind them, they storm to their desk and grab the lingerie tightly. It seemed to be from a much fancier store, as the fabric seemed very well made upon closer inspection. 

Unfortunate that they just now stumbled upon the note left for him. 

❝………..❞

Crimson spreads across their entire face and to the tips of their ears. Of course Shirogane would do this, and they already imagine the smirk spreading across his face from Hibiki’s reaction alone.