#ice chewer

[panic-at-the-hydra-base]

If I could marry the crushed ice option on the fridge? I would.

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

Me: *reads that drinking warm water is better for you*

Me while drinking a tall glass of water that is filled with ice that I *will* chew on: Fascinating!

[everyonesfavoritebard]

*raises the ice water cup in my hand to press against my bottom lip as I bite in half an ice cube in between my teeth then chew one half up and then let the other half fall back into the cup like a cowboy with chewing tobacco*

[riymeep]

Ice chewer (derogatory)

[only-time-can-change-me]

Where are all my ice chewer at?

[chocolatelovingfnficgirl]

Something awesome just happened! Okay, for this story to make sense, it needs a little background. I am an avid ice chewer. If I have a cup, it's full of ice. So, at this McDonalds we go through sorta-often, I requested ice. The dude working the drive through gave me two small cups. And then, a girl comes from behind him, looks into the car, and exclaims "Hey, is that the ice people?!" And then proceeded to give me this. I love her. She is my spirit animal.

[vambieglomp]

Tfw you're pressed against the wall by your partner as they chew a popsicle next to your ear.