Shenanigans of Sloosemav [Slider, Goose, and Mav] + (Ice and Carole) that probably happened at some point:
Here is the AO3 fanfic post
Put a bunch of stray cats into many many Admiral Offices. Even the COMPACFLT's office. No idea how they managed that one.
Somehow made a thirteen layer cake without it toppling over. Without any supports inside the cake. Goose has a picture of it.
They all have at some point put a bunch of Ice cubes all over Ice when he was sleeping (they didn't do it again, ever. No one likes to be on that side of his glare.)
Mav and Slider always always find ways to mess with Ice, and Goose is usually on the receiving end of said mess, accidently of course
They got Ice to side with them once, when a certain admiral was being an incredible jerk. No one knows to this day what happened. Not even Slider Goose or Mav. There is now a rule of 'No more that two tubs of food can be taken from the mess hall. NO ACCEPTIONS!' Don't mess with Kazansky. He can be petty when he wants to be.
Goose will blame Slider which in turn, will blame Maverick, and then it goes in a circle [Goose, Slider, Mav, Goose, Slider, Mav, Goose...]
Goose and Slider once balanced Mav perfectly on multiple stools to reach a certain cookie jar in Carole and Goose's house. They were cought within minutes, and they all frantically scattered away from Carole. Mav got the jar though. Slider picked him up and ran with him. Goose got caught and was being lectured kindly by Carole 'What would have happened if Bradley saw that?!' Is the main premise of the lecture.
Mav and Slider have to be supervised in the kitchen, not by Carole, but by Ice. So that none of the appliances ever catch fire. Again. (Goose is allowed to cook outside on the grill with Carole watching him.)
Ice and Carole once pranked Mav, Slider and Goose by locking every cabinet and thing that can be opened with the child safety baby lock stuff. All three had to ask for help when they couldn't figure it out. Mav couldn't get into the garage for three hours, and he was getting so close to crying because he was so annoyed that he couldn't work on his Kawasaki. He finally decided to ask either Ice or Carole to open it for him sheepishly. Slider would drag Ice and just point at the stuff like a child would. Goose would ask for help from Carole nicely.
All three of them got in trouble with Viper once, and Viper had to call Ice to 'get your RIO and your two idiots or so help me' Ice then full on lectured them in his native language [Polish/Ukranian]. The three never messed with Viper again for fear of the Iceman's Deathly Lecture.
Carole and Bradley sometimes help Ice with his own shenanigans to get back at Slider, Goose and Mav. The three are non the wiser. Goose knows though because Bradley tells him, but loves to watch Mav and Slider figure out who helped Ice and then coming up with 'Oh he did it himself, that basta-'
Goose and Slider love to pick on Mav for his height so in turn, Mav stands on the counter and Slider stands right next to him, because he's just like that, Goose has many polaroids of that happening
They [including Ice] sometimes fill Carole and Goose's house with many odd trinkets that they can find just for Carole to find them and laugh to her hearts content (they all love that sound)
Ice has a Navy Blue '60 Mustang Shelby GT350, Mav Slider and Goose hid in the back one time and scared the shit out of him when he was leaving to go pick up groceries, they then scattered like frightened raccoons who have been caught in the garbage cans.
Ice damn near had a heart attack the first time Slider Goose and Mav teamed up to throw him into a pool full of freezing cold water and ice cubes. The three then took on a full on sprint when they noticed that Ice was going to chase them and get them soaked. They all got soaked since he got to Mav first, then Slider and lastly Goose. Mav got the worst of it.
Sometimes Bradley helps with Goose Mav and Slider shenanigans and when he does Ice is a little less 'you have fifteen seconds to run' and more of 'okay, that just happened, you three will pay for it later' because of a certain gosling is with them. They use this tactic constantly when Bradley is home
Carole and Ice have bonded over their three dumbasses (affectionately). Because who knew Slider was just as crazy as Goose and Mav? Certainly not Carole.
Ice is a biter (platonically or any way y'all see it), and will bite anyones shoulder (that he trusts) the most to least bitten go in this order: Mav, Slider, and Goose. Mav does it back too as does Slider. Goose will just smile at him and then go on about his day.
All three team up to tickle the Iceman because 1. Slider knows where the spots are 2. Mav can get close enough and 3. Goose can shut down any escape route that Ice may have
[All of them live in this :) ]
As well as more Shenanigans
Certain Snippets ( not all ): [ 3 ]
