#icliotsphere

[cakes-fun-and-portal-guns]

So We Meet Again

@icliotsphere​, from "Oh shit."

There’s a small cacophony of jumbled words from the newly-minted human, before he finally gets his act together. “I really wasn’t expecting to– to see you this early on.”

Well, be damned if Chell didn't feel the same, not that she'd say that aloud. But it was insanity. The metal ball was human, and not in space, but rather standing in front of her. It was a lot to process.

Still, more importantly and hence higher on the thought-ladder, she was still very pissed off at Mr. Wheat Thin (no idea where that name came from).

And the side that wanted to punch him, in the face, won out.

[humanbluc-blog]

icliotsphere replied to your post :

"You know what, the office is already weird enough. This might as well happen."

“I... really don’t think? That it might as well happen?? You... you’re very different, but you sound exactly like me! That’s mad! What, is this, some sort of cloning gone wrong or what?”

[destinedstars]

   ❝ . . . if this is this facility’s idea of a cruel joke , i can promise you: I’M NOT LAUGHING. ❞ as if waking up in this stupid , fragile , absurd , weak human body weren’t bad enough -- she still had to deal with this MORON again. GLaDOS all but turned on her heel when confronted with the exact person -- thing , whatever he was -- she’d worked so hard to destroy. interestingly enough , the only reason she’d recognized him was the little part of Caroline still living inside of her. she remembered not the core that had very nearly destroyed Aperture. . . but the human scientist before her. ❝ and here i was hoping you’d be suffering in the vacuum of space forever. the thought alone was warming my heart. . . oh well. ❞

@icliotsphere / / GLaDOS & Wheatley both struggling in human bodies

[plusicurs-blog]

💬 - "Everyone in Aperture Science is a bloody robo-fucker. Good lord." He's cracking up as he says this crap.

SEND 💬 + A RUMOR AND MY MUSE WILL REACT TO IT.

ASMIA gasps, affronted by his distasteful vocabulary. ❝  WHEATLEY! ❞ she scolds, ❝  LANGUAGE!!! ❞

@icliotsphere || accepting 

[voidscattered]

@icliotsphere liked your post “Starter Call”

“CAN YOU GIVE ME A STATUS UPDATE?” The skeleton was currently buried under a control panel, trying to figure out what the heck was wrong with it and if he could fix it before the whole system overheated.

[fadetcwhite]

icliotsphere:

Another android stood there, (“Hah, I–”), a grin on his face, until the door opens, and he jumps back in alarm. “AH- Uhm. Hullo. I wasn’t expecting another android, thought it was a human in here– Sorry, sorry.”

The sudden yelp made her do so in return. Another android? Of course they would build more bots around here. That didn’t help her confusion, however. “W-wait, I mean I’m-- What’s happening?  Am I-- ...Okay, who are you, first of all?”

[humanbluc-blog]

❛ i don’t need friends , i have knives . ❜

wheatley! stay determined! | accepting

“WHY THE HELL D’YOU EVEN HAVE KNIVES??”

[humanbluc-blog]

"How's the weather up there?"

yes, wheatley is tall | accepting

“Wonderful. Thanks for asking. Not like I heard that a million times after I hit this height. What’s the weather like down there then, eh?”