TIMES ARE HARD FOR DREAMERS

indie multimuse 6+ years experience

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☼ OOC ;; alright i may be revamping & returning. or i’ll chicken out & give up but who knows. at  any rate this feels like a homecoming :’)

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Wheatley: I’m sorry, Chell! It’s every man for himself!

Wheatley: *trips and falls*

Wheatley: HELP ME, CHELL!!

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✯ destinedstars ✯

OH, she was already weak… the moment Mia said her name like that. her reaction was involuntary, although she did her best to hide it. it only took Mia’s voice to reduce the poor assistant to shivers. even with her jaw clenched together, and her brain reminding herself to keep her careful lie afloat, she was an open book, it seemed. she bit her lip to keep any strangled sounds from escaping as Mia’s hands drifted down her arms. this wasn’t fair – Mia knew this wasn’t fair, right? how on earth was she supposed to resist? it was impossible… if she was in her right mind she’d probably argue about the fact that she’s being set up for failure. but right now the only thing on her mind was the soft scent of Mia’s perfume, and the gentle touch of her hands. and then suddenly, those hands were gone, and Caroline let out a tiny whine as she was left alone. that’s it, she’s convinced her girlfriend is ABSOLUTELY EVIL. but she’s right… Mia’s got Caroline exactly where she wants her. ❝ … so, just, theoretically. if i did need your help – and i’ll remind you this is strictly a hypothetical – how exactly would you… provide it? ❞

Mia had never been very fond of manipulation, especially this sort- a bit more dominating than she normally tended to be. with Caroline... things were a little bit different. for the first time in any of her relationships she liked teasing her partner. she wanted to hear her whimper and beg, just a little. those sounds were verbal confirmations of how much obvious pleasure Caroline was getting out of her actions- making every second worth the effort.

Mia hopped onto Caroline’s desk, swinging her legs back and forth as she pondered the question. ❝ well, hypothetically... I’d drag you kicking and screaming out of this godforsaken place, take you back to my apartment, make sure you have a warm meal, and lead you to my bedroom where- well, you can fill in the blanks from there, I assume.❞  

Mia watched Caroline intensely as she spoke, that infuriatingly smug smile ever present on her lips. It was so FUN to watch her girlfriend squirm- so fun she almost felt guilty. almost. it wasn’t as if Caroline never got her licks in, on the contrary. Mia was the more submissive of the two, by far. so, it was only fair she get to turn the tables, especially if it meant getting the workaholic love of her life to take a break! 

[princesconsuela]

[lermun]

[blackgirlsvevo]

1 (800) TRY ME

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

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Chell!! This is a patreon gift for my friend Amii @zilllia <3 it was really fun to draw and i’m rly happy with how it turned out! :]

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☼ OOC ;; alrighty i’m gonna be queueing  up some drafts & working on about pages/ verses and stuff. in the meantime, i wanted to remind y’all that i’ve made a portal rp  discord for those of us that are 18+ !! so come on over if you’d like to chat about  robots. hope you’re all having a lovely day <3

[princesconsuela]

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♡ phayse ♡

theres a   smile of her own to   match the androids   ,       bashful      -      yet   sly.      she’s not in the habit of making people blush     (       she didn’t even know ASMIA    could    blush      )    ,       but it felt nice      ,      the positivity     -       the joy.             this was all so   overwhelming   for her    ,     to have a friend    ,      to feel like there was   A CHANCE   for what she wanted more than anything in the world.

❛           hell yeah    we can.         ❜          coy smile now   a confident grin      ,      a wave of  determination  painting her features    &    puffing her chest.         of course   they could do this     ,     she had   no doubt.          ❛         it’s been   so long   since i’ve been out of there      ;      the test chambers     ,      my    .  .  .  .      room.             i’m betting we can’t just  make a beeline  for the front door so        .  .  .        i don’t suppose   you have any idea   where to start    ?       ❜

Chell’s apparent resolve even further solidifies the idea in her mind: they are going to escape! years upon years of isolation and failure had stripped the Morale Improvement Android of any belief that freedom was still a possibility-- but yes, yes, it was! she can practically feel the warm sun on her silicon skin. ASMIA’s creative gears begin to turn, it’s time to hatch a plan. an escape plan to rule all inferior escape plans!  ❝ well, okay, let’s see... I might...❞   hands settle themselves on her hips, eyes searching the room for some sort of clue-- maybe just maybe... AHA! violet eyes flare bright with realization as the sweet and hopeful presence of a hypothesis takes form in her mind. ❝ right, so-- it’s nearly impossible to leave the enrichment center if She doesn’t want you to. you know that better than anyone-- but !! but-- the service tunnels run right along every inch of it. If I can jus’ get behind the testing tracks, where She’s not monitoring, I should be able to access the wall panels-- and hack ‘em... but I need you to get me past Her cameras. She doesn’t exactly know that i’m, well, still ALIVE-- and, frankly, i’d like to keep it that way.❞

[uncawanwo]

me, talking about my fave male characters:

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

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✗ shewandersoff ✗

❝ i made us some tea, i don’t know how y’take yours so i… kind of brought everything y’might need. hope that’s alright. ❞

❝ thanks.❞  Chell doesn’t know how she likes her tea either-- most  memories of her life before Aperture were lost to the dodgy cryogenic storage she’d endured. honestly, she’s lucky to have walked away with any brain functionality at all... even so, her hands gravitate towards the sugar and milk- something about them just feels right, a hunch based on vague familiarity. she estimates the proper proportions before lifting the mug to her lips. she winces. much too hot and much too sweet, but you won’t catch her complaining. while Chell allows the drink some time to cool, she has to ask, ❝ ...what is this place?❞

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❝  It's a cruel trick how we find ourselves     when we lose everything else.❞

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☼OOC;; using john krasinski as my wh.eatley’s fc is probably the best decision i’ve ever made  in my entire life and i think that’s a little bit sad. reminder: i made a p.ortal discord for those of  us that are +18 come on over if you wanna have a fun time– mutuals only tho, y’all.