(ap.) blue lips, blue veins

indie human wheatley from portal. written by hannah. sideblog to fadetcwhite.

[humanbluc-blog]

((and one for wheats as well))

[humanbluc-blog]

❛ i don’t need friends , i have knives . ❜

wheatley! stay determined! | accepting

“WHY THE HELL D’YOU EVEN HAVE KNIVES??”

[incorrect-portal-quotes]

Ah…numbers. The letters of math

Wheatley (probably)

[karlcat]

anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge; misses and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on

[humanbluc-blog]

❛ i can’t go to hell , i’m all out of vacation days . ❜

wheatley! stay determined! | accepting

“Sad to say I’m with you on that one, mate. Not like we get many vacation days to begin with, anyway.”

[musingmeme-blog]

random starters from  “ undertale ”  pt.  1

001.   ❛  legends say that those who climb the mountain never return  .  ❜

002.   ❛  i can’t go to hell   ,   i’m all out of vacation days  .    ❜

003.   ❛ take care of yourself   ,   kid   .  ❜

004.   ❛  i don’t need friends  ,  i have knives  .  ❜

005.   ❛  it’s a beautiful day outside  .  ❜

006.  ❛   i know what you did  !    ❜

007.   ❛   someone oughta teach you how things work around here  !    ❜

008.   ❛   you have to try to be happy  ,  okay  ?    ❜

009.   ❛   let’s get those bones to shaking  !  ❜

010.   ❛  that’s the trashcan   —–    feel free to visit it anytime   !  ❜

011.   ❛   tra la la  .   .   .  ❜

012.   ❛   that’s a wonderful idea  ! ❜

013.   ❛   do you think we could at least be friends again  ?  ❜

014.   ❛   together  ,  we eradicated the enemy  ,  ❜

015.   ❛   ohhhh   ,   yeeeess    !  ❜

016.   ❛   we are officially screwed every which way from sunday with whipped cream  .  ❜

017.   ❛   I’M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES  ! ❜

018.   ❛   don’t kill and don’t be killed  ,  alright  ?  ❜

019.   ❛   quick  !  behind that conveniently  –  shaped lamp  !  ❜

020.   ❛   i’m only nineteen years old and i’ve already wasted my entire life  .  ❜

021.   ❛   i really should’ve killed you when i had the chance  .  ❜

022.   ❛  i’m gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser  !   ❜

023.   ❛   it doesn’t matter what it is  ,  you care about it  .  ❜

024.   ❛   in this world  ,  it’s kill or be killed  .  ❜

025.   ❛   geeettttttt dunked on!!!  ❜

026.   ❛  i like to lie on the floor and feel like garbage  .  ❜

027.   ❛   you’re a wimpy loser with a big heart  !  ❜

028.   ❛   prove to me that you are strong enough to survive  .  ❜

029.   ❛   welcome to my special hell  .  ❜

030.   ❛   you really are an idiot  .  ❜

031.   ❛   now stand still while I murder you  !  ❜

032.   ❛   who needs arms with legs like these  ?!   ❜

033.   ❛   if you take another step forward  .  .  .  you are really not going to like what happens next  .  ❜

034.   ❛   you’re gonna have a bad time  .  ❜

035.   ❛   knock ‘em dead, darling  !  ❜

036.   ❛   would you two just smooch already  !?  ❜

037.   ❛   first of all  ,  you’re a freakin’ weirdo  !  ❜

038.   ❛   i t’s time for everyone to go home  .  ❜

039.   ❛   look  , i gave up trying to go back a long time ago  .  ❜

040.   ❛   it’ll suck and then you’ll die a lot  .  ❜

041.   ❛   you’re going to have to try a little harder than that  !  ❜

042.   ❛  put a little more backbone into it  !   ❜

043.   ❛   all I know is seeing what comes next  .  .  .  i just can’t afford not to care anymore  .  ❜

044.   ❛   you look horrible  .  ❜

045.   ❛   where are the knives  ?  ❜

046.   ❛   is this really the right time for a snack  ?  ❜

047.   ❛   what   ,  you think i’m just gonna stand there and take it  ?!  ❜

048.   ❛   i was afraid that i might  .  .  .  not come back  .  ❜

049.   ❛   being friends with everyone is easy  !  ❜

050.   ❛   stay determined  .  ❜

[humanbluc-blog]

‘ you feel like home. ’

soft spot suggestions | accepting

“Oh, heh, well, y’know what they say: ‘Home is where the heart is’ an’ all that... Y-you too, love.”

[humanbluc-blog]

❤️ 💜 💖 💗 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i heart you | accepting

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

“Oh wow, that’s... a lot, thank you.”

[redonherledgerr]

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

[chaoticmusing]

ayjaygamer :

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

[humanbluc-blog]

open - mutuals only

He didn’t understand. He should be angry that he was turned human. He was a core, he wasn’t made for this body. But why does this almost seem tailor made for him? 

The blue hair that hung in his face–he didn’t even know human hair came in blue–and his blue eyes. All like his old blue optic. He even thought it would take him longer to be accustomed to this body, and it did, but now that he’s in here it almost feels… right? And god, why did his back sting nearly all the bloody time??

He pulled down his jumpsuit and yanked his shirt off to let the burning sensation ease without clothes rubbing it. He ran a hand along his spine as far as he could reach, feeling the small abnormalities among smooth skin that stung at the touch. What were those? It’s not like humans could turn their head around all the way back. What a limitation.

[humanbluc-blog]

((human again!wheatley’s brain-mapping scars referred to in my open starter))

[humanbluc-blog]

open - mutuals only

He didn’t understand. He should be angry that he was turned human. He was a core, he wasn’t made for this body. But why does this almost seem tailor made for him? 

The blue hair that hung in his face–he didn’t even know human hair came in blue–and his blue eyes. All like his old blue optic. He even thought it would take him longer to be accustomed to this body, and it did, but now that he’s in here it almost feels… right? And god, why did his back sting nearly all the bloody time??

He pulled down his jumpsuit and yanked his shirt off to let the burning sensation ease without clothes rubbing it. He ran a hand along his spine as far as he could reach, feeling the small abnormalities among smooth skin that stung at the touch. What were those? It’s not like humans could turn their head around all the way back. What a limitation.

[humanbluc-blog]

open - mutuals only

He didn’t understand. He should be angry that he was turned human. He was a core, he wasn’t made for this body. But why does this almost seem tailor made for him? 

The blue hair that hung in his face--he didn’t even know human hair came in blue--and his blue eyes. All like his old blue optic. He even thought it would take him longer to be accustomed to this body, and it did, but now that he’s in here it almost feels... right? And god, why did his back sting nearly all the bloody time??

He pulled down his jumpsuit and yanked his shirt off to let the burning sensation ease without clothes rubbing it. He ran a hand along his spine as far as he could reach, feeling the small abnormalities among smooth skin that stung at the touch. What were those? It’s not like humans could turn their head around all the way back. What a limitation.

[lcvelymemes]

» send me ↕ + your muse’s height

I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[rpmemesandmusings]

rp sentence starters - 5 w’s 

WHO?

“ Who are you? “

“ Who are you really? “

“ Who was that? “

“ Who’s there? “

“ Who am I? “

“ Who cares? “

“ Who knows? “

WHAT? 

“ What’s going on? “

“ What are you? “

“ What just happened? “

“ What do we do now? “

“ What are you doing here? “

“ What do you know about me? “

“ What do you know about them? “

“ What the hell? “

“ What happened to you? “

“ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

“ When did this happen? “

“ When did you get that bruise? “

“ When did all of this start? “

“ When are you going to start telling the truth? “

“ When did you first start lying to me? “ 

“ When can I see you again? “

“ When’s dinner? “

“ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE? 

“ Where am I? “

“ Where are we? “

“ Where are we going? “

“ Where are you going? “

“ Where have you been all this time? “

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “

“ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY? 

“ Why did you do that? “

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“ Why are you doing this? “

“ Why did you hit me? “

“ Why did you kill them? “

“ Why do you hate me? “

“ Why do you love me? “

“ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “ 

“ Why do I love you? “

“ Why did you do something so stupid? “

“ Why are you up so late? “

[spctlessminds]

‘  all i need is for you to stay by my side.  ’ ‘  all of the love songs remind me of you.  ’ ‘  all of the words in the world can’t show how much you mean to me.  ’ ‘  boy,  could i use your love  &  affection right now.  ’ ‘  concept:  we’re both awake at 4 a.m.  i call you to hear your sleepy voice.  ’ ‘  cute thing that you do:  the most stereotypical giggle  &  then hiding your face.  ’ ‘  don’t let this be temporary.  ’ ‘  don’t worry about me.  i just want to know you’re okay.  ’ ‘  every day i get to see your gorgeous face is a good day.  ’ ‘  everything about our relationship feels so natural  &  perfect.  ’ ‘  feelings change,  but mine about you won’t.  ’ ‘  hey,  guess what?  i love you.  ’ ‘  hold me tight  &  tell me you love me.  ’ ‘  i always daydream about living with you.  ’ ‘  i am so exhausted,  but i’d sleep so much better with your arms around me.  ’ ‘  i can’t help but imagine living with you years from now.  ’ ‘  i can’t keep setting fires to keep you warm.  ’ ‘  i could listen to you talk about the things you love forever.  ’ ‘  i don’t think i’ll ever stop wanting you.  ’ ‘  i don’t want those memories any more.  ’ ‘  i forget who  &  where i am when we kiss.  ’ ‘  i get that warm,  pleasant feeling in my chest when i’m with you.  ’ ‘  i hope with all my heart that you love me like i love you.  ’ ‘  i hope you feel the same way you make me feel.  ’ ‘  i just want to softly cuddle with you  &  count the freckles on your cheek  &  i want to run my fingers through your hair.  ’ ‘  i know it’s getting scary,  but you’ve just got your perfect self out of bed  &  do the best with what you’ve got.  i believe in you.  ’ ‘  i love looking into your squinted eyes while we laugh.  ’ ‘  i love when you give me little kisses on my hand  &  cheek  &  neck.  it makes me feel so loved.  ’ ‘  i never thought i’d deserve the love you give me.  ’ ‘  i think you’ve shown me what love really is.  ’ ‘  i want the only thing between our bodies to be our love.  ’ ‘  i want the only thing between our love to be our lips.  ’ ‘  i want to bury my face in the crook of your neck until we both fall asleep.  ’ ‘  i want to listen to the beautiful song of your voice for hours.  ’ ‘  i want to make you just as happy as you make me.  ’ ‘  i want to wake up to your smile.  ’ ‘  i want to wrap my arms around you at 3 a.m.  &  tell you i love you.  ’ ‘  i want you to be my yesterday,  my today,  &  my tomorrow.  ’ ‘  i want you.  ’ ‘  i will always love you.  even when you don’t think it’s a possibility,  i am going to love you.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with you right next to me.  ’ ‘  if only you could see your angelic self from my perspective.  ’ ‘  if you frequently play with my hair,  i might just fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  it’s amazing feeling the warmth of your love.  ’ ‘  it’s okay to have a bad day every once in a while.  ’ ‘  it’s so much easier to fall asleep when you’re in bed next to me,  running your gentle fingers down my back while we softly smile at each other through the darkness.  ’ ‘  i’d wait a lifetime to be in your arms.  ’ ‘  i’m all yours.  always.  ’ ‘  i’m always going to support you.  without even a second thought,  i’ll be there when you need me.  i want what’s best for you.  ’ ‘  just knowing you’re there comforts me.  ’ ‘  just thinking about how you make me blush.  ’ ‘  keep in mind all the things that you have to look forward to,  babe.  ’ ‘  kiss me under the starry sky.  ’ ‘  let me know if you’re in love with me too.  ’ ‘  let today be the day that everything changes.  you are capable of so much.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a cute,  cliché date.  ’ ‘  let’s sleep together under the stars.  ’ ‘  make yourself  &  your own happiness you priority.  ’ ‘  make yourself happy before you worry about me.  ’ ‘  my kindness isn’t weakness.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is for all our arguments to be settled because i know you’ll still have my love  ’ ‘  oh,  what a privilege it is to matter to you.  ’ ‘  our love could make flowers bloom int he dead of winter.  ’ ‘  pet names are my weakness.  ’ ‘  start setting boundaries.  enough is enough.  ’ ‘  thank you for caring like nobody else ever has.  ’ ‘  thank you for caring when nobody else has.  ’ ‘  the world is going to do something amazing for you.  ’ ‘  there are times to power through it  &  there are times to say no.  ’ ‘  when i look at the stars i can’t help but think of you.  ’ ‘  when you look at me,  the butterflies flutter.  ’ ‘  you are my happiness  &  you don’t even know it.  ’ ‘  you are my starlight.  ’ ‘  you are the one i’d do anything for.  ’ ‘  you are what puts my mind to rest when i can’t sleep.  ’ ‘  you don’t need anyone to rescue you.  you can do it all on your own,  babe.  i know you can.  ’ ‘  you feel like home.  ’ ‘  you have a smile that lights up my world.  ’ ‘  you have no idea how proud of you i am.  you’ve done so much for everyone.  thank you.  ’ ‘  you stole my heart,  but i’ll let you keep it.  ’ ‘  you’re made of stars  &  you’re my favorite constellation.  ’ ‘  you’re my favorite notification.  ’ ‘  you’re my home  &  i’m homesick.  ’ ‘  you’re not just your mistakes  &  you deserve to be happy.  ’ ‘  you’re so much more than good enough.  don’t ever doubt that.  ’ ‘  you’re soft  &  sweet  &  too good for me.  ’ ‘  you’re something special babe.  you can make a difference.  ’ ‘  you’re the happy part of my days.  ’ ‘  you’re the one i’m looking for.  ’ ‘  you’re the one thing i think about when i wake up every morning.  ’ ‘  you’re the reason why i want to get up every morning.  ’ ‘  you’re waking,  talking,  living,  loving poetry.  ’