#icosanycton

[twentynightsofmay]

congratulations! you win a crafty researcher of language related to oral sex performed on people with vulvas.

or, a

CUNNING CUNNILINGUS LINGUIST

[twentynightsofmay]

tom scott keeps accidentally including fanservice in his videos and i think that's beautiful

[twentynightsofmay]

i am unbelievably glad that i didn't fall for the "you need consent before sexualizing someone in your mind" thought police 4 years ago. can you imagine the emails i might've sent to tom scott

[twentynightsofmay]

i want to give tom scott head because with the current state of the world where the internet is on fire and nothing is certain and my life could go off the rails at any point (even if i live in a relatively "stable" country) i would like to express my deep appreciation for the man who has given me countless laughs and joyful thoughts over the years and has motivated me to create several artworks that i'm proud of and has made me learn many interesting things including important lessons that have saved me oceans of pain and has undoubtedly done the same for plenty of his other viewers by sharing his brilliant hard work on the web for free. and also because sucking him off would be hot

[twentynightsofmay]

fun fact: if i were to peg tom while he's giving matt head, then he would be spitroasted by two nonbinary people with a height difference of 35 cm (14 in)

[twentynightsofmay]

features tom scott shares with ducks:

cute

funny

travels by air, water, and land

prey animal coveted by many carnivores

magnificent penis

[twentynightsofmay]

wearing fanmade tom scott merchandise as a secret code for interest in pegging nerds

[twentynightsofmay]

torturing a guy who hates compliments by showering him with your most sincere praises until he cries