Apr 1
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as q said, "they so would have called him daddy if it wasn't against Wendover policy"
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what the FUCK is happening in this nebula ad read
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as q said, "they so would have called him daddy if it wasn't against Wendover policy"
congratulations! you win a crafty researcher of language related to oral sex performed on people with vulvas.
or, a
CUNNING CUNNILINGUS LINGUIST
I was tagged by @night-night42 in a ‘last line you wrote for a fic’ game! Been wanting to write something about this for ages, enjoy figuring out what it's about:
Because of this, Matt said, their occasional half-drunken snogs had been a factor in figuring out their gender, like Tom was a computer programme gamely following instructions of which its coder hadn’t understood the full implications.
Tagging fellow techdiffic weirdos @thatimageoftomscott @gay-pirate-assassins
Proud of my new header :)
Thanks to @thatimageoftomscott for the wonderful comment and screenshot
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86154441
@nottithonus wrote me a BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL TOOTH ROTTING mattom fic oh my god oh my god oh my god go read it tomblr
i am unbelievably glad that i didn't fall for the "you need consent before sexualizing someone in your mind" thought police 4 years ago. can you imagine the emails i might've sent to tom scott
i want to give tom scott head because with the current state of the world where the internet is on fire and nothing is certain and my life could go off the rails at any point (even if i live in a relatively "stable" country) i would like to express my deep appreciation for the man who has given me countless laughs and joyful thoughts over the years and has motivated me to create several artworks that i'm proud of and has made me learn many interesting things including important lessons that have saved me oceans of pain and has undoubtedly done the same for plenty of his other viewers by sharing his brilliant hard work on the web for free. and also because sucking him off would be hot
fun fact: if i were to peg tom while he's giving matt head, then he would be spitroasted by two nonbinary people with a height difference of 35 cm (14 in)