#techdifprize

[twentynightsofmay]

congratulations! you win a crafty researcher of language related to oral sex performed on people with vulvas.

or, a

CUNNING CUNNILINGUS LINGUIST

[thatimageoftomscott]

congratulations you win a Bisexual British Bachelor. it's tom. you've just won tom. enjoy.

[thatsagoodblognamebutitstaken2]

Congrats, you win a bland fixed wing aircraft travelling over a flat 2D area that includes multiple areas of low altitude and grass… it’s a plain plane’s plane plains!

[roofhorse]

a 19th century polish piano composer with artificially straightened hair having a draught beer-flavoured frozen summer treat:

Chopin de chapinha com um chup-chup de chopp

[gricekrispies]

hello tomrades, when you make a techdif prize post, (ex: "chappell roan chaperone at a chapel in rome") tag it with #techdifprize, i wanna see all your beautiful puns

[cedar-the-tree]

New prize anyone?

[thatsagoodblognamebutitstaken2]

Congratulations… you win the messy haircut of a Jamaican-American reggae cormorant acting in a porno…

it’s a shagging Shaggy shag’s shaggy shag.

[roofhorse]

a sentient industrial storage facility what transforms into a detatched single-family residential building once every 4 weeks fo provide shelter for lupine lycanthtopes:

an aware werewolf were-house warehouse