So this evening I was hustling through Swan Street trying to avoid people when I bounced into this big burly man with two dreadlocks on he head that was hanging on for life. Ras open he mouth and said “breddren gih yuh fam a sale!” I wasn’t shocked by the fact he ain’t had no teeth I was racking my brain to remember if he is really family to me! Anyhow he said “yeah Iya buy a lil oil fuh yuh man or yuh woman” I getting vexed now cause everytime I step left he step left! When I stepped right he stepped right! I thought to myself “Stephanie Chase girl yuh can’t get way today!” So I ask “alright wuh scents you got!” He start saying he got ‘Room Service’ by Vilhelm, ‘Bad Boy’ by Carolina Herrera and ‘Poison’ by Dior! Me now thinking it’s the month of independence asked “so you ain’t got nothing local like Pork Mout by fraud squad, Bacon by Mac, Proper Pork by Gillo or Newkey by Spin Pooch Inc?” Ras almost choke on de spliff he was smoking when he start hollering “FIYAHHH FIYAHHHHH Jah rastafari haile selassI I I & I iz de descendant of Solomon Fiyah king of kings de lion of Judah” look I get so frighten I start to walk way fast! When I reach de Palmetto Street Mall look back and see Ras still behind me shouting : “ fiya pon pork mout! Fiyah bun!! Rastaman nuh bout dat!! Bun down Babylon”. I shut my eyes right thinking I gin dead now and said “lord my life is in your hands!” All of a sudden I realized I ain’t hear nothing no more. I opened my eyes to see Dream & Happi looking at me blue vex. It was then I realized I was dreaming. I looked at the time and realized it was their dinner time. Meanwhile Maureen outside hollering for me! Uh gone!! #thechasefiles #countdowntoindependence #barbados246 #14daystogo #icrackupmyself #havealaugh https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCmfU7Nbk0eSEjab5UbKG3BVD4vGe2mJ-QCzQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
