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ID #12: Steve. First Battle!! - STEVE VS REGINALD & GAIIT

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ID #12

MY BLOG: Tyelperin

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WHO

Steve has been a loser since he can remember, but he’s not really aware of it. Born and raised in Augusta, Maine, with a big brother and a little sister. He’s That Son, the one that came in the middle and is not the first and not the last, he’s there and he exists but his existence isn’t really special. He’s lead a peaceful, unsuccessful life without being really good at anything except at being ridiculous.

WHEEZES

Not really smart, more dumb than anything, and kind of slow. Really slow. He won’t react like a normal human being unless he’s trying because he’ll be too busy whining or wheezing or yelping to do something useful. Talkative, he’s very likely to just say whatever it is that he’s thinking without filters because he’s that stupid. Steve lacks an actual sense of danger but not in the way of being fearless. It’s more a being too distracted to notice thing, let him catch up to the situation –which might take a while– and he’ll start running as fast as he can.

His automatic answer to being asked if he’s fast or strong or durable is what. It’s his answer for a lot of things, actually. He dumbly stares at whoever he’s talking to and deadpans “what” and waits for things to miraculously make sense. He isn’t strong, durable or fast. He Is, in a way that implies that he can move and somehow manage to defend himself or run or even pack a punch but he isn’t too much of a threat. He’s friendly, though, and tends to approach people.

WHAT

Steve’s got a very fancy HP wand, certified merchandise. It looks like it could be real, but it isn’t an actual wand. It’s useless. And expensive. That’s why he’s participating. He has to pay and he has to get the money and he has to get it somehow and this looked easier than expending the rest of his life being a poor shop clerk. He tends to make very bad decisions but somehow, sometimes, his luck changes and things don’t go to Hell.

The wand farts sometimes. That’s what it does. It isn’t supposed to, but it does it anyway. It farts sparks. Colorful sparks that smell like unicorns, rainbows and dreams. That’s the only thing it does and he hasn't figure it out why or under what circumstances.

MAKES “I DON’T KNOW” SOUND

When in combat, Steve is more likely to try to end things without actual combat. He will run, and whine, and make high pitched noises and fight only when he has no other choice. He’s not smart, but at least he’s practical when his brain catches up to what’s happening around him. He’s not strong. Not at all. He’s weak and useless and a big loser, but he tries his best because he doesn’t have a choice.