Some (Not All) Sexualities/Identities Explained in the Form of Onions (because some people don't seem to understand fellow human beings):
Straight Onion: i'd fuck a celery
Gay Onion: i'd fuck an onion
Bisexual Onion: i'd fuck an onion or a celery but i might have preferences leaning to either side
Pansexual Onion: i'd fuck an onion or a celery REGARDLESS OF ITS STATUS AS A VEGETABLE
Asexual Onion: i do not want to fuck an onion or a celery or a cabbage. i do not want to fuck anything.
Demisexual Onion: i'd fuck this one onion/celery that i have formed an emotional bond with
Transgender Onion: i was born a biological celery but my gender identity is an onion and i deserve to be treated as such and called the correct pronouns
Genderfluid Onion: sometimes i feel like an onion sometimes i feel like a celery














