THose idiot bad boys the are so fricking mean to everyone around them but just can't help but love this one girl but they are trying to "protect everyone from them" so they end up pushing away everyone who loves them are just stupid. They don't seem to understand that being sarcastic and bitter makes girls like them MORE so obviously "I shall be sarcastic and funny and cute and not be able to help it when my true emotions show through". That is not the way to do it. Act normal, get people slightly attached to you, but at the same time be coldly indifferent. It greatly decreases the love of your life, but HEY you can continue to achieve your goal of self destruction instead of letting people who care for you in and overcoming your self abosorbtion.
Guess which books I'm reading!