#idiotness

[bane-of-wonderland]

Listen my dudes

Your life is yours to ruin. Dont wait for destiny or fate to intervene. Eat the 12th taco.

[peacemore-springs]

Strategized Idiotness

the one and only Poet Post for today reads as follows....

Surely only an idiot wants for suffering to go on unresolved Because only an idiot knowingly wants for sufferings to ever exist. That is now known fact within the acknowledged comprehensions O' what has become of Scottish culture in this day. So what am I to make of this obsessive torturing control That now routinely poisons to drag down those it fixates upon? Diagnosis via science determines a medical classification A profound mental subnormality scores an IQ of twenty or so I cannot ever believe this people are ever categorised like such So I'm going to have to simply go with strategized idiotness.

Why downplay via apology for what is true Be it their involvement in economics or not It is absolutely it This life was sent to live amidst A personification o' what idiotness is.

[applememe-blog1]

I don't know what to say, i just want to laugh. #idiotness (at Calamba City)

[sonniandrecreation]

My friends will never let me live down the time I said, "No one drives fast than I dose" 

[justanotherrebelinthecrowd-blog]

The dance you do when tryin to put on skinny jeans at five in the morning. When u just woke up and then realize u we're wearing sweatpants and are still wearing sweatpants and that's why skinny jeans won't fit you at five am.

[elliecross157x]

Embarrassing Stories.

I can't sleep, that is why there are 3 blogs in one night.. Ok, as I am an idiot, I have had a fair share of embarrasing stories that I would like to share. Just incase there are people out there who think they are worse. Then they can feel better that there is another person, clumsier than them. Yay! ^_^ Anyway.. Story 1: The door. Okay, so I was walking in a corridor and there were lots of year 8's behind me. I had Science next so I looked down to see if I had my Science book with me and at that exact same time I banged my head right against the door. And if that wasnt enough, I fell backwards into the year 8's but luckily i caught my balance.. After lots of awkward stumbling around the corridor, that is. Story 2: The Fart Trainer. Okay, so I was in Fitness class and I had new trainers on that I really liked. We got asked to do the 'Plank' no not that lying down game, the actual plank where you have to hold your self up for as long as you can. Well, to do the plank, you have to balance your legs up by your feet. So when I changed my position to hold myself up.... My trainer made the worst noise possible. It sounded like a fart. *facepalm* Everyone looked at me, including the teacher, shaking her head at me. And when we went to get changed back into our uniform, I was actually holding my shoe and demonstrating how the noise was made... Yep. Story 3: The Glasses. I wear glasses, because my vision is quite blurry in the distance. Not very blurry but blurry. Anyway, one day I thought that I looked better without them and decided to take them off. I was okay during school and stuff but when it came to walking home, it was terrible. I was walking with my friends to my old primary school, to pick my sister up. And halfway, I walked into a lamppost. No, I didn't just gracefully fall into it by accident. I walked, face-first into the lamppost. Could this story get any worse you ask? Yes. When I walked into the lamppost, I realised that we were right next to the bus stop that many boys, from the boys school across the road from ours, waited for their bus to come. And all I heard was laughter for the next 5 minutes. It was very embarrasing. But, my friends laughing along with them, did not help the matter. Story 4: The Delivery. This isn't THAT embarrasing. I just looked like an idiot. Okay, so my dad was doing a night shift at his work which meant he would be in bed during the day. I was off school because of a teacher training day by the way. Anyway, the day before, my dad asked me to collect a package that was going to be delivered on that day but I had to sign my signature to actually GET it. So it was the day of the delivery, and I heard the door bell. Obviously, going to be the delivery man and it was, how did you work that one out? So he asked me to sign my signature on this wierd gagdet thing so I did. It wasnt till after a few seconds that I realised, I had signed right at the top even though the 'signature_____' line was right at the bottom. I just smiled awkwardly and grabbed the package and shut the door. Yep, there's a moment that I looked like a really big idiot. Story 5: The Stairs. Okay, this is the last one because this is ridiculously long. I was at my friends house for the first time and me, her 10 year old brother and her were having a fight upstairs with nerf guns. We were on the landing and I was getting shot at by her brother so I backed away. All of a sudden, a backed away too far and fell halfway down the stairs, banging my head against the banister. Yes, I did make a good impresion of myself to her parents. *facepalm* No wonder they've never asked me back. *doublefacepalm* So I hope you enjoyed reading about my life. Because seriously, that is basically my life in a nutshell. And don't worry, I have still got around 10 left so ill do another 'Embarrassing Stories' blog some other time. Bye for now, Ellie x

[breezyhgiahbrene]

Can't believe I'm so back and forth about this! and wow am I stupid and now I have to pay for it :(