Feb 16, 2024
Has anyone told you that you look like Willy Wonka??
No one has told me that. Probably because I do not look like that.
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Has anyone told you that you look like Willy Wonka??
No one has told me that. Probably because I do not look like that.
Opinions?
Opinions on what? Do you want opinions on some random subject? Here you have an opinion: My opinion is that this ask is stupid. There you go, you can thank me now.
Dude stop having such a stick up your ass! You know very well what dick means, how people are using it, and why they are asking you about it. 🙄 Jesus even you have used the word cock before and not referring to a rooster either. Calling your dick a phallus and pretending you have no idea what anything to do with sex means and acting so fucking prissy just makes you look ignorant and naive. Which for the "smartest person on the planet" is a bad look. No wonder you're getting stupid cases brought to you, everyone thinks you're an idiot. Just because you supposedly don't or never had sex doesn't mean you have no knowledge of it and erased it from you mind palace. It could still be useful to know for motives, and even more so if you actually knew why people would do crazy things because of it. Get some first hand experience, it'll do you good. And don't come at me with your 'dirty animalistic rutting etc etc' excuses either. 🙄
How tastelessly expressed, and you really thought I wouldn't be able to deduce who you are? So cowardly trying to hide behind anonymity because you wouldn't dare to say such things directly to me? However it is quite obvious to me, but maybe you believed you were far away in a safe distance to not be deduced by me. Or maybe you are not being smart enough to realise your mistakes. So quite an useless endeavour trying to hide from me, because I know.
You tried varying your writing style a bit, however the most significant characteristics are still there and recognisable to be yours, easy to identify. At least for me, quite obvious. The punctuation and emoticons are a dead giveaway.
And now to the content of your brain-dead ask: perhaps you should learn that not everyone is as obsessed with copulation as you are. Some people don't care about it and therefore don't need to know anything about it because it wouldn't significantly enrich their lives. So it is useless knowledge and can be deleted. I am above such things, everything else is just transport, I am only interested in stimulating the mind and not in such low urges. Did it ever cross your mind that maybe that's why I am the smartest person on this planet, because my brain is not clouded by those urges? While most of humans use all their brain capacity to focus on achieving their next copulation, I can focus my full capacity on more important things like cases and scientific mysteries.
I don't need to know about it personally, because I can see that it turns people into even bigger idiots than they already are, so why should I then partake in that, to diminish my intelligence to become as stupid as all those sex-obsessed primates? Motives of sexual nature are also quite clear to me without having to partake in any such activities, I also never brutally murdered someone out of jealousy but can still deduce the motive. But for you such talents might seem impossible, to be able to consider other people's perspectives. Neither did I ever say that I do not possess any knowledge of it, I do know the biological processes, but unlike you people I do not use every minute of my day to talk about it.
Oh and excuse me that I use educated medical terms to refer to anatomy instead of talking like a pleb like you. How dare I? But if you are so bothered with my use of words describing my own anatomy, how shall I call it? Dick? Cock? Did this satisfy your perversions?
Telling people to partake in copulation to 'get some first hand experience' is quite ignorant and disgusting, especially if they do not desire such things. Pressuring people into such things, absolutely disgraceful. Maybe it would do you good to get some first hand experience of thinking with your brain instead of your nether regions? But it is quite telling that your definition of idiot is someone who does not desire sex and thus ignores it, seems that for you knowledge of sexual nature must be the most important thing then.
Why don't you just get it over with and call me a prude directly, like Anderson or Donovan did? Because I know that's what you think.
Maybe educate yourself next time and do something useful instead of harassing people about their sexual perferences or lack thereof.
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Shut up.
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Such valuable input, absolutely worth the wasted adenosine triphosphate to move the muscles of your fingers to type that.
How is Jawn in bed ? >:3
Sleeping. Tired. Resting. Stupid question. @consultjohnwatson
And why what
Brilliant question.
Not.
Lestrade being a vegetable? You're no vegetarian hopefully, are you?
Grell.... stupid question once again. I am a cannibal of course.