May 16, 2019
Nope, don’t need your religion. No thanks, don’t need lawn service. Trees trimmed? Not my trees. Pressure washing? Got my own. Mobile detailing? Can’t afford it (because: Mom car 🥴) Bugger off and hit the road! If I need your services, I will ask Yelp first. 🐉 🥘 . #feedthemtothedragon #nosolicitors #gotjesus #idomyownyardwork #itrimmyowntrees #pressurewashingismytherapy #youwillnevercleanmycartomystandards #yelpreviewsdontlie #onmyfrontdoor (at Winter Park, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxhb7NLpHnv/?igshid=n8reqnxblbz6