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how many kids are you two having? pls tell me, I want to be a grandpa.

i, ah, i can’t really say...? I don’t think Jael really wants kids, you know?

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MARRY MY SON?

U-uh I dunno...? I think you have to, um, ask him that...

idontbite-often replied to your post:What do you guys bond over

am I not good enough for you two? haha dog jokes.

You do realise you have other kids to give terrible jokes to, right

I honestly don't know how you deal with Lucas on a regular basis.

Semi-regular basis.

(And with patience. A lot of patience.)

Oh good, your appearance finally matches your maturity.

And maybe you'd have a bigger dick if you didn't use half of it on your personality.

hiiiiiii~

Holy water cannot help you now

You know there is two sides to every story

Walking, I want to be any where

Your skin attached this fragile cliche

Enemy familiar friend

Who do you think could play an 18 yr old son of Andrew Garfield and Jenna-Louis Coleman?

Alexander Gould

Austin Mahone

Dominic Scott Kay

Nat Wolff

Zachary Gordon

Hope that helps!

idontbite-often replied to your post:how many inches would you say it is

ooooohhhhhhh

You would agree, right? Since you also slept with him

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