#idontmakemonkeys

[press-x-tojason]

who tagged me: i wasn't? (from thedoomreport because i wanted to) 

replace with your own answers and then tag 10 people

Name: uh...

Nickname: n/a

Birthday: (2^2)/((2^2)x7)

Gender: m

Sexuality: people

Height: 6’2”ish

Time zone: E(a)ST (US)

What time and date is it there: like, 8:30 PM, i don't know, i'm still typing

Average hours of sleep I get a night: 5.5?

Last thing I googled was: ... i don't remember, probably random letters because autocomplete fucked up

Most used phrase(s): "...?? (shrugs)"

First word that comes to mind: nothing

What I last said to a family member: "Okay"

One place that makes me happy and why: My shower

How many blankets I sleep under:  0-2, .7 avg.

Favorite beverage(s): uh, anything. hydration = good. Apple juice is A+.

Last movie I watched in the cinema: The Lego Movie (i have a brother who is 6, thats all the excuse i need)

Three things I can’t live without: my brain, my heart, my liver

A piece of advice to all my followers: Never fall into the trap of expecting me to follow through on the projects I start. It'll save you the zero hope you harbor for eventually seeing the result of my theoretical endeavor.

You all have to listen to this song: because of reasons

(no but seriously, this is a better song to suggest)

I guess this is where I say I'll tag people? 

[bi-privilege]

idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: number one thing you can say that will...

But it’s fucking true. :| I don’t take people seriously who think otherwise, because clearly you haven’t been through too much bad shit if you think that anger has a positive effect on you or anyone else. Hate breeds more hate AND violence.

i cannot think of a single time when the violence, hatred, or general mockery i faced because of my sexuality could find it's root in me making harmless jokes about str8s. the idea that "hate breeds more hate" is created and perpetuated by privileged groups who don't want to listen to the people they're oppressing.

[whoisjohngalt25]

idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: emotions...

That would be cool. Or if you had a dial so you could select which one you’re feeling.

*wistful sigh* That would be the best.

[whoisjohngalt25]

idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: emotions suck.

I concur.

I wish I could turn them on and off whenever I wanted.

[whoisjohngalt25]

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1. Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.

Umm I’m sort of kind of in a platonic relationship thing with my friend (you know about this) and I quite like it. I don’t get to see her as often as I’d like but I love being with her when I do ^_^

2. Where you’d like to be in 10 years.

Alive and not depressed. Holding down a decently paying job and happy with my life.

3. Your views on drugs and alcohol.

I’m straightedge but I don’t have a problem with anyone doing either. What you do to your body or put in it is your own business.

4. Your views on religion.

I’m a LaVeyan Satanist and I have problems with most religions that aren’t, to be honest. I believe in indulging yourself and seeing yourself as your own god. I don’t believe in a higher power and I don’t agree with believing in one.

That said I don’t have a problem with religious people or what they choose to believe and I won’t judge them based on those beliefs as long as they’re not an asshole about it.

I actually find religions extremely interesting and want to research them as much as I can. I see most of them like fanfictions, if I’m being honest.

5.  A time you thought about ending your own life.

It has happened, more than once. I don’t know that there’s a specific story to any time; I was just in a very dark place depression-wise and my mindset wasn’t so great.

6. Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.

I know the alphabet backwards by heart.

I used to know all the presidents in order

I’ve never been out of the country

I’ve never seen a natural disaster

I’ve never surfed/scuba dived/snorkeled/been on a cruise

I get motionsick at pretty much everything

I’ve never been on a sports team

I’ve never been stargazing

I’ve never been cloudwatching

I’ve never been on a date

I’m asexual

I’m aromantic

I’m trans*

I smashed my mouth onto a gravel alley when I was 10 which fucked up my front teeth

I once got so tan people thought I was black

I love cooking and baking

I’ve helped with construction projects since I was about 8

I’ve never taken driver’s ed or a driving test.

I have no stamina at all

I would love to travel the world

I’m a huge scifi and fantasy friend

I’ve never been to a convention or cosplayed but I really want to

I prefer paper books over ebooks

My nicknames are Murdock, Sempai, Solid, Bri, and Cheese Poodle

I used to be in a choir despite the fact that I can’t sing at all

I love Sherlock Holmes and superheroes

I used to be a super patriotic pro-war conservative O.e

I’ll listen to pretty much any music but rap and some hip hop

I tried to teach myself Latin freshman year and I am again now

I’m a huge fan of Roman/Greek/Egyptian mythology

Ugh that was really hard.

7. Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.

I’m a Cancer and yep it fits

8. A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.

Sometime senior year when I was hanging out with my amazing group of friends

9. How you hope your future will be like.

See number 2

10. Discuss your first love and first kiss.

Haven’t had a first kiss and I’m not sure if Danna counts as a fist love

11. Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.

I Dreamed a Dream by Anne Hathaway from Les Miserable movie

King Of Anything by Sara Bareilles

Make You Happy by Mika

O’ Come All Ye Faithful by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Good Girl cover by Amber Carrington

Because Of You by Kelly Clarkson

Ride by Martina McBride

The Bells of Notre Dame from Huntchback of Notre Dame

Too Late To Apologize: A Declaration by OneRepublic

Closer To The Heart by Rush

12. Bullet your whole day.

do chores

fill out job applications

clean my room

watch tv along the way

13. Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.

Anywhere.

14. Your earliest memory.

This super kickass frog bandaid I wore when I was 4

15. Your favorite tumblrs.

lenina-and-her-soma

artificer-viy

mustbethewhiskey

vinnafleck

thelibertarianadvocate

jillithelibertarian

thinksquad

thefreelioness (go buy her shirts)

dudeistlibertarian

anarchyagogo

punk-among-hicks

16. Your views on mainstream music.

It’s bullshit for the most part

17. Your highs and lows of this past year.

High: working stuff out with Danna

Low: Depression

18. Your beliefs.

I believe in myself and others, just not authority.

19. Disrespecting your parents.

Parents don’t automatically deserve respect; they have to earn it just like everyone else. If your parents are shit why the fuck should you treat them like they’re anything better?

20. How important you think education is.

Self-education and homeschooling, very. Schools and such, not so much.

21. One of your favorite shows.

Top Gear

22. How have you changed in the past 2 years?

Depression, figured out I’m trans/asexual/aromantic, I got a job

23. Give pictures of 5 guys/girls who are famous who you find attractive.

24. Your favorite movie and what it’s about.

Lawrence of Arabia! It’s about this flamboyant British soldiers who goes to the Middle East and becomes almost an Arab himself and he has conflicting loyalties about both sides. That was a terrible summary but it really is a good movie

25. Someone who fascinates you and why.

Robert Downey Jr. because he’s brought himself so far from addictions and jail and gosh I just think he’s really inspirational

26.  What kind of person attracts you.

Sure of who they are, caring, understanding, intelligent and/or willing to learn

27. A problem that you have had.

Depression

28. Something that you miss.

Hanging out with all my friends from high school

29. Goals for the next 30 days.

Get all my applications in and hopefully get a second job, start working out, get more chores done more often, start saving more money

30. Your highs and lows of this month.

High: Started talking to thedrunkanarchist

Low: Not seeing Danna enough

Sorry this took so long guys, thanks for the questions Dana! :)

[heyanniebrown]

binge-thinker replied to your post: I’m bummed that I didn’t start my homework earlier...

breakfast club > homework… always

Practically any movie is better than homework. (Unless it's a Michael Moore movie or another dumb Scary Movie spinoff.)

idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: I’m bummed that I didn’t start my homework earlier...

Is it homework you could do with a movie on? :0

Not really, or I'd be watching it. Too much reading and writing, plus I can't figure out the stupid software I'm supposed to use for my logic homework. Problem is, I haven't made much progress anyway, so maybe I should just go watch it...

[woodlandmage-blog]

idontmakemonkeys replied to your post: Is it just me or Paranorman is an exact rip off of...

It’s basically the kids version of Silent Hill. I still liked it, though.

Yeah I just found out that the little girl is voiced by the same actress that plays Alessa D: