#idontreadthesecrethistory

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dedicating my day today to reading ur blog from sept 2014 bcus i saw bits and thought they’re hilarious!

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fuck yeah dude, this means the world to me, I love my little blog from September 2014, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo indescribably happy it still spreads joy to people in...Tumblr mobile will not reveal when you sent this, but I am happy on this Tuesday November 21 of 2023 to still find fresh asks (multiple!!!!) in my inbox! (っ◔︣◡◔᷅)っ 🤍💖🧡

[idontreadthesecrethistory]

Hey there! Do you want to know what the new blog is gonna be before anyone else? Are you really into weird contests that will make way more sense in once I announce what the new blog is? Then submit me your best recreation/reinterpretation/parody of this iconic image from the music video for Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”:

Not very artsy but kinda want to participate anyway? Do it! I'm looking for a lot of different interpretations, and I won't know what works til I see it! The only limitations on this are:

1) no copyrighted images (so, no Photoshops of the original image, no spelling out "call me" with a hundred tiny images of Carly's head, etc.)

2) must be okay with the image being prominently & repeatedly featured on the blog! :)

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I’m a cheater, yes, and a slut and a bad person and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body.

Camilla Macaulay

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Who is Marion? What is her major?

I DON'T KNOW WHO MARION IS and library sciences

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What happens to Richard over winter break?

Probably gets kidnapped and inducted into murder club since there's an opening now that Bunny's dead and there always have to be the Mystical and Beautiful Number of followers in the murder cult. Good murder cult members are hard to find these days.

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okay this is more of an innocuous question: which two members of the greek class do not smoke?

Bunny and Camilla because phallic symbolism are irrelevant to them

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What do the rest of the staff think of Julian?

Other people teach at this school?

The other staff probably think Julian is weird and a conspiracy theorist but like the other staff can't get too high up on their high horses cuz they didn't notice that Julian was telling kids they were Greek gods and stuff til it was too late.

For that matter, teaching college students to be even more obsessed with outer beauty? A+, man. Earn that tenure.

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Okay, but what's up with Cloke and Camilla?

Cloke is Camilla's superhero sidekick. He's Cloke and she's Dagger. Together, they cause crime.