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Henry: "Dick" is short for Richard

Charles: How the fuck does one get dick out of Richard

Francis: By telling him it'd be fun

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Henry: I feel something in my chest. It’s like something is shaking and moving and I have an abnormal desire to cry and scream. I think I’m sick.

Richard: You are having feelings, Henry, it’s normal.

Henry, scared and disgusted: You mean feelings like the ones stupid and poor people have? Make them go away.

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I just finished this book and as soon as I read the last word I rushed to go on Tumblr and find some blogs on this theme and HERE YOU ARE WITH ONE OF THE BEST BLOGS EVER THAT MAKES ME LAUGH AND CURES A LITTLE BIT OF THE PAIN THE BOOK CAUSED ME. THANK YOU <3

Thank you! We don’t post so frequently here anymore but I like to think it’s still a resource for all the necessary laughs (and tears?) needed for TSH followers! 

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Death sucks, You all suck, I hate you

Henry Winter’s heartfelt final words.

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All my rides to school are either gay or dead

Richard Papen [end of the book]

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Richard: *Talking about how he met the Greek Class* Judy: They sound awful. Richard: Oh they were. That’s when I decided I wanted to be just like them.

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Every time. Every fucking time. ‘Don’t tell anyone about the bacchanal, Richard.’ 'Oh yes, sir.’ 'Help us murder Bunny, Richard.’ 'Oh right away.’ 'Come meet us at a hotel and get shot, Richard.’ 'Oh could I?’ What have we learned, Richard? Your friends are shitheads!

Richard Papen

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

Henry Winter

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Richard: what's your number?

Camilla, visibly texting: I don't have a phone

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It is better to be beautiful than to be good

Camilla

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It looks like submissions are working again at least on desktop so if you've got an incorrect secret history quote send it in!

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Yeah, sorry, but the submissions link doesn't seem to be working

Hey Anon, the Submit should be working now! Sorry for the technical error in between! 

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I'm alternating laughing and crying looking through your blog. Thank you

that’s the exact reaction we strive to achieve here at incorrecttshquotes

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Hey, the submissions aren't working and i've got a ton of ideas

Sorry, we will work on fixing submissions soon! If you urgently have ideas, you can send them through Ask now?

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Should we just submit stuff through the asks?

We’ve got a “Submit” link below our title that should be working - Just choose the Quote option if it’s a single quote, and there should hopefully be a Chat format too? 

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Charles: Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the person I care most about, and I can’t figure out how to stop. Francis: Well, stop being a dick, Charles. It would help.

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Richard: Compliment me

Camilla: You have eyes