#source: dad joke

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David: (to Willie) What’s Willie short for?

Barnabas: Don’t be rude, he was just born that way.

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Moe Brian: How do turtles communicate?

Tierna Davidson: I’d assume through sight and feeling. I’m not sure turtles have other methods of direct communication, but-

Moe: With shell phones.

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Willie: Uh, I have a 1:30 appointment.

Dr. Woodard: Which doctor?

Willie: Hell no, I want the regular doctor.