#idyllweiss

[locria-writes]

next disappearance we get to call launcelin grandpa ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

next disappearance is you get to fuck the emperor and call him granddaddy even though he’s younger than mc’s dad lmaoo

[locria-writes]

angst in an annalena lives au is too good (ʘ‿ʘ✿) assuming valentin's still shit don't fall for the enemy's daughter, imagine mc telling valentin he looks at her like her mom does to her - like he hates her one moment & loves her the next, and like her mom, mc never knows what sets him off. to have fallen for a man like this, she wonders if this is the love she deserves. bonus pts if mc can tell valentin wants something from her but she doesn't care bc she's desperate to keep his affections kek

why are you so good at coming up with these angsty scenarios??? (〃‿〃✿)

“You’re like Mother.” The words carelessly slip past your lips as you watch Valentin redress.

He raises a brow, the barest trace of a sneer marring what would be his otherwise handsome face. Well, to you at least. “Do I look like a hag to you?”

You flinch unwittingly, already able to vividly imagine the anger on Mother’s face, but you try to hide it by pulling your knees to your chest and resting your cheek atop. “I’m sorry.” The apology is ingrained into you now. “I just meant that you reminded me of her.”

“Has your brain stopped working?”

“Mother says that a lot.” The trembling is another automatic response as he stalks toward you, though you’re able to mask it by tightening your grip around your legs. He isn’t Mother, you remind yourself, but it’s a hollow reassurance.

He’s tall, unlike Mother, and physically imposing. You dare not look up to his face, fearful of what expression he could possibly be making. Would it be a scowl, one full of disdain and barely-concealed hatred? Or would it be a gentle one, a faint smile tugging on the corners of his lips? You don’t even know which one you would prefer. “A shame all you inherited from her were your looks.” He grabs your chin, fingers digging painfully into your skin, and forces you to look up at him.

While his gesture is rough, his expression is anything but. It’s a strange mix of tender pity and a reluctant adoration, not unlike how Mother looks at you. Is it genuine or an act? Which would you even prefer? A false pitying affection, a genuine benevolent act of charity? “Mother looks at me like that too.”

He lets go of your chin, but grabs you by the hair instead, a dark annoyance swirling about his already-inky eyes. It’s strangely intoxicating, being looked at with such disdain, being treated with such little care. It makes his fleeting and sporadic kindness even more precious. “What kind of girl only thinks about her mother after being fucked like a whore?”

“I-I’m sorry.” Is he done with you now? Is he going to toss you aside like some cheap trinket he’s grown bored with? “I – my head’s a bit fuzzy is all.” You get on your knees, gently pressing your cheek against his thigh. He’s warm – he’s still here. “I’m not very good at conversation…”

He scoffs. “Nobody asks a whore to make conversation, so I don’t what you expected.”

“Yes, yes, of course.” You don’t want to upset him, don’t want to give him any reason to leave you. You’ve already given him everything, so what matters of your dignity? If it means he’ll stay with you, you’re happy to do as he wishes, to simply be a pretty face for him to use as he pleases.

[locria-writes]

how would our aab boys (excluding einar unless u wanna do some weird roleplay with his and mc's rock children) react to their kid declaring they hate mc bc of smthing minor (not buying something for them, scolding them for their behaviour, etc) and then a teary-eyed insecure mc asking the boys if they're becoming like burkhard? (gomen if i sent this in before lol quarantine has destroyed my sense of time >·> like time? i don't know her)

:o don’t ever talk to einar or his rock children ever again lol

team had strong parental figures and is understanding

ignazio immediately goes for conflict resolution. my man assures mc that she’s nothing like her father, and that it’s totally normal for kids to act like that, then goes to gently remind their kid that the ‘h’ word is forbidden in this loving household. deadass treats this like it’s a national peace talk and acts as mediator.

wolfram was once that bratty, so he totes gets how the kid feels. reassures mc that it’s just how kids are, that it’s not her fault, mc you’re doing amazing but don’t ever expect to hear it from him again.

team winging it because therapy doesn’t exist yet

oskar gets it. he’s completely sympathetic bc if their kid did that to him, he’d have the same reaction, so he tries his best to be the mediator. honestly, probably the most comforting and sympathetic since he knows what mc went through.

edmund only really has experience with his nieces and nephews, so he doesn’t completely get it. still gently chides their child and does his best to comfort mc, but in a very uncertain fashion.

valentin gets how much it hurts to think that you’re similar to a shitty and abusive parent. doesn’t really know how to comfort mc, but at least he can offer a shoulder to cry on and a sympathetic ear? super sympathetic bc he has the same fear too.

team how to parent

lothar is just...panic. doesn’t like seeing their kid upset, doesn’t like seeing mc upset, knows that mc’s worries aren’t true, but he doesn’t know how to comfort? what’s the baseline for a good parent? what’s the baseline for a bad parent? honestly, they both need therapy before having kids tbh.

[locria-writes]

i can't say i'm totally sold on einar but i love that whenever einar's a part of a RO ask, it's like a camera panning over from the other ROs to einar and morgan freeman going "and then there was einar (ﾟｰﾟ )"

everyone else: *saves mc from being a human sacrifice*

einar: *is the one trying to use mc as a human sacrifice*

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ok pls consider a modern aab au with a youtuber mc and lothar as their bf/hubby. mc gets him on vids like bf/hubby does my makeup and all that jazz. lothar's kind of clueless about youtube trends but very supportive like "yes :D i am here :D i am bf/hubby :D" but at the same time, we have lothar going WHOMSTVE at any thirst comment MC gets. alternatively, imagine valentin as the bf/hubby and he's def the type u gotta censor all the time but gotta make it cute with duck quack or sheep baa censors

actually though lol lothar would have zero clues about social media, but if it makes mc happy, he’ll support it!!! also, he’s actually really good at makeup too, so that’s a bonus!

and why would you just want a video full of censored content??? val gets handsy and grabby when he’s bored and in the feels. alternatively, the audio is completely censored bc it’s just mc cussing him out and he’s so proud bc his bad habits have rubbed off on her :D

[locria-writes]

rises from the dead to @ that trashman launcelin bad ending: i am looking 👁️👄👁️ on a side note, even tho launcelin will refuse to do the dirty with mc, will he still sleep in the same bed as mc? i live for the awkward morning realization of not yet couples being locked in an iron embrace that one of them can't escape from and is too nice to wake the other person (ง ´͈౪`͈)ว

okay, so right now, the idea is that right after their wedding, there’s a ton of spies everywhere, so they have to pretend to be like an actual married couple e.g. they have to sleep in the same bed, or at least pretend to lol, but unfortunately, the only one who can really get flustered is poor mc (〃‿〃✿)

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i have a question for the aab bois! how would they react to a smoll mc kabedoning them? (ur profile pic 👀 what was ur favourite route or does ur profile pic say it all 👀👀👀)

ignazio

s c r e a m s

poor boy has a mild heart attack because he thinks he made mc mad

but also highkey thinks it’s the cutest thing ever bc mc is so tiny and precious and oh my gosh his heart is full of sweet and good feelings

wolfram

how  d a r e s t  thou???

tries to act offended but his red face makes for a really unconvincing case

goes on a spluttering rant as to why this proves mc is an uncouth and uncultured ruffian but the fact he can’t stop staring at mc disproves it immediately

oskar

also screams

poor bby covers his face because he’s so embarrassed

lowkey loves this tho because he’s probably always wanted to experience this himself lol

edmund

p r e c i o u s

what can he say? he likes kabedon-ing and being kabedon-ed, a true man of culture

humours mc by playing along, complete with prompting her to continue on because his poor old heart is loving this

valentin

actually startled like bro wtf

kinda wants to laugh because mc is like at least a whole 30 cm shorter

may or may not humour this, thinks it’s stupidly endearing and why is it so stupidly endearing stop it

lothar

melts into a happy puddle because this is cutest thing ever

like no joke, there’s literally flowers floating around his head

his reaction’s more like a parent indulging a little child and the epitome of ‘you’re doing amazing sweetie’

einar

unimpressed

deadass just stares at mc

“are you gonna move or do i have to do it myself?” mc, if you really wanna fluster him, use your leg next time. his victorian grandpa sensibilities can’t take a bit of ankle showing

((*cries in asagi-kun* my boi,,,my poor asagi-kun T^T he’s my fave for sure, but i really loved suou and haginosuke too! actually, everyone in that game was so good i love them all))

[locria-writes]

the update just reaffirms mc's milkshake rly does bring all the weirdos to the yard huh 🤔 so what does wolf's mom think of his godly fashion sense

his poor mother thinks it’s atrocious, but clearly he enjoys it, so she indulges him for now in hopes that he’s gonna grow out of it