#ifaj

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Truck Driver

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a truck driver

You: How was it?

Me: I kept on trucking

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Nut Delivery

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Nut delivery company

You: How was it?

Me: It drove me nuts

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Bakery

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: At a bakery

You: How was it?

Me: A piece of cake

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Play

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: In a play

You: How was it?

Me: I broke a leg

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Joint

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: Smoking joints

You: How was it?

Me: Weed High-ly recommend it

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Switch

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a switch

You: How was it?

Me: I was on and off about it

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Hair Cutter

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a haircutter

You: How was it?

Me: Pretty short

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Weatherman

Me: I found a job!

You: Where?

Me: As a weatherman

You: How was it?

Me: I was a little under the weather