Jun 28, 2019
You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
Leo Fitz
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You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
Leo Fitz
[Season six]
Mack: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Yo-Yo: I did. I broke i—
Mack: No. No, you didn't. Deke?
Deke: Don't look at me. Look at Fitz.
Fitz: What? I didn't break it.
Deke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Fitz: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Deke: Suspicious.
Fitz: No, it's not!
Deke: I don't know if it matters—probably not—but Daisy was the last one to use it.
Daisy: Liar, I don't even drink that crap!
Jemma: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Daisy: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jemma!
Yo-Yo: Okay, okay, let's not fight. Let me pay for it, Mack.
Mack: No! Who broke it?
Piper: Mack... Davis has been awfully quiet.
Davis: REALLY?
*additional fighting ensues*
May, away from the others: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stake...
Coulson: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
[Season one]
Fitz: You've been paying Skye a lot of attention lately.
Jemma: She was injured.
Fitz: I was injured, too...
Jemma: Then go to the doctor!
Coulson: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
Mack: All the damn time!
May: Then you should be used to it by now.
Fitz: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.
Jemma: But I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Fitz: Oh. Well. Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Jemma: Is it working?
Jemma: Are you doing okay? Are you scared?
Fitz: I’m scared you won’t let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.
Jemma: You’re right, I will not let you do that.
Jemma: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called—
Fitz: An octo-lie.
Jemma: ...metachrosis.
Fitz: ...
Jemma: ...
Daisy: Mocktopus.
Jemma [disinfecting a cut on Fitz's cheek]: You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you.
Fitz: Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.