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[pannotian]

Evil oyl....

[libidinee]

husband! Joe Goldberg/ fem! hcs

tws. stalking, co-dependence, suggestive content (a/n: slight ooc because I refuse to acknowledge joes cheating habits) requests open!!

husband! Joe Goldberg who's more attentive than any other partner you've ever have. He's caring, he listens to every word you say, sometimes it's like he can read your mind. He knows every little thing about you, even if you haven't told him.

husband! Joe Goldberg who knows your schedule like the back of his hand. He knows when to pick you up lunch, or coffee, or when you need the perfect little surprise date. He knows exactly what you're doing and he knows how he can help, because what would you do without him?

husband! Joe Goldberg who's always in a good mood when you come home. Even when he's more than tense, he always melts when he sees you. It's like a free hit of dopamine from just from your presence.

husband! Joe Goldberg who learns to enjoy domesticity. Even when you're not home, he sits alone, in freshly washed pajamas, a good book in his lap, dinner in the oven and just.. peaceful. For once the world feels quiet, and right.

husband! Joe Goldberg who tries to chill out with the.. murdering. But eventually, he breaks, it's a co-worker of yours. He's young, college aged and the biggest douche he'd ever met- and he just couldn't get it through his fat head that you were his.

husband! Joe Goldberg who consoles you when you come in shaken that your co-worker disappeared, but he doesn't miss the slight.. relief in the way you talk about him. Like you know he was a nuisance, you know you're not that upset he's gone.

husband! Joe Goldberg who holds you so sweetly. Hes gotten stronger in the past few years and you love it. He holds you against him snugly, so close your not looking at him and you can still smell him like your buried into his chest. He looks down at you with such a fond smile, his brown eyes soften, slight wrinkles form around the corners of his eyes as he smiles real big.

husband! Joe Goldberg who doesn't need to keep a box anymore. He doesn't need a stash of your underwear or jewelry, because you were right here. He didn't have to smell your clothes while miserably touching himself anymore because you're right there, right next to him in bed. And everyday, when you wake up it blows his mind. You're real, this is real. He got his happily ever after.

husband! Joe Goldberg who learns to make friends, and community, host dinner parties with your in-laws and actually enjoy it. Hes never really been part of a family, but he didn't mind yours. Of course.. he had his complaints, but the pros outweigh the cons. He can't be picky- especially with his history with in-laws.

husband! Joe Goldberg who reads to you at night. Who cooks you soup when you're sick. Who brings home a gift because 'it reminded me of you.' Who kisses you on new years and under Christmas mistletoe. Who kisses you on the neck in the mornings, wrapping his arms around your waist as he peeks at the food you're making over your shoulder. Who.. thinks about having kids. Thinks about being your husband forever, who knows he's finally found the one.

[404l0verg1rl]

imo bunnydoll was a situationship gone horribly wrong after the abstraction of ribbit jax was never the same (because u can't convince me that ragatha wasn't a source of comfort for jax at some point)

but also it always felt kinda wrong for both of them bc lol jax doesn't know she's a she (or hasn't really processed it) and ragatha hasn't accepted that she's a lesbian

this is where pomni comes in with the force of a truck. like what do you fucking mean me and my ex like the same girl.

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[errortear-andothers]

Error Tearrr <3

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[princey-poetry]

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MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND LANGRIS VAUDE SPOTTED

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