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Nicky

nicky hemmick was the true match for riko moriyama in a lot of ways. nobody was going to out-violent-crazy him, but riko spitting in neil’s mouth? nicky would be moaning. then what. riko pulls a knife? nicky’s had andrew pull knives on him in canon and he just held his hands up and kept talking. can’t remember who it was that called him riko freakyama on here but it’s actually occupying space in my mind and you KNOW the person to say it out loud and possibly in front of him would be nicky hemmick.

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JADZIA WESNINSKI?!??!?LORE?!?!

GRANDMA. neil josten i grant you tiny polish grandmother who survived postwar poland and therefore just kind of. has different priorities regarding “your son is a serial killer” like ok. long cig drag. i do not care about this. he is embarrassing to me. i am leaving now to bet on a sport i do not care about. and maybe at some point she pitches up in palmetto and the foxes are like ok whose short freak (old edition) is this then they see her walk into moving traffic and take an egg out of her handbag to crack on the windscreen of a car that stops to honk at her and they’re like oh. NEIL YOUR GRANDMA IS HERE. ALSO DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE. AND I DONT THINK SHE SPEAKS ENGLISH BUT FROM THE WAY SHE’S SIDE-EYEING KEVIN RIGHT NOW I THINK THERE MIGHT BE ONE WORD SHE KNOWS AND WANTS TO SAY QUITE BADLY. STARTS WITH FA ENDS IN GGOT. ANYWAY COME GET HER. and she clocks neil and andrew almost immediately and gives andrew the up and down to pass judgment. twenty seconds of absolute silence from them both before she goes “strong boy? farm?” at full volume in the thickest polish accent you’ve ever heard, and he shakes his head, but she no longer cares and is already doing the grandma thing of mentally listing out chores you can give the Strong Captive Youth to complete while you’ve got him.

god you know what. this is going in the coming back for ficwriting tag too i could do this maybe. but yeah. nathan wesninski’s almond mom antithesis (cigarette cereal mom)

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Neil behaviour

BASED. and for neil goddamn Imagine the shit he could get up to by weaponising twinyards in this as well. this is my boyfriend. i don’t have a boyfriend. yes you do we met him? no you didn’t. hey, you’re his boyfriend right? aaron, disgusted: ew no?

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Yo what if this is the only draft where elodie dies

what the fuck is your problem 😭

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Riko core

biblically accurate riko moriyama trying to gaslight himself into a boner over kidney transplant surgery. kevin sat in the corner of the room like 🙁 but too afraid to speak

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Raven jeremy....

tragedies aside i would LOVE to see riko moriyama vs a coked up california gay. riko doing most of that sans coke anyway and i do think a well-timed withering comment to instigate a fight from jeremy could have riko actually clawing his own face off

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It never says the hatfords are english. Only British. They could be Scottish. Or Welsh. Or. From Belfast 😨 or from some other UK territory too

true and as much cunt as i think scottish neil would serve (and that is. INSANE LEVELS) i have to believe they’re southern english because i don’t think an american would recognise any accent other than that as british. plus i think welsh mary would never have moved to america (physical refusal) and northern irish mary would have been caught on the run instantly like ah yes deeply inconspicuous woman speaking french in a thick armagh accent. this could be anyone. oh and her wee ginger child. yeah again could be anyone. to me mary is from romford because it’s so default american version of “british” and also because it’s big for crime but also big as a suburb kind of it just depends what street you’re on. i saw a cat with a knife in romford once and an old man lose a standoff with a pigeon (tossed his sandwich and fucked off despondently)

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The vixens abt aaron

he’s their labubu