Oct 1, 2022
@ignamira
“HEEEEEEY!”
Vicky is shouting from the other side of the tents, waving her shirt like a flag.
“NICE TITTIES, AMI!!!!”
Nice.
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@ignamira
“HEEEEEEY!”
Vicky is shouting from the other side of the tents, waving her shirt like a flag.
“NICE TITTIES, AMI!!!!”
Nice.
@ignamira:
"Sooooo I realized I was the only mortal in the squad. Then Vicky is all planning something and I'm VERY CONCERNED. Help."
“...”
Just. Very very slowly puts a hand on Amira’s shoulders. It was nice knowing you.
unprompted. > @ignamira
“Aight hold up, is this a clone situation, or a busted up the fourth wall multiverse situation?” QUESTIONS NEEDED ANSWERS.
“ I, like, wouldn’t be TOO surprised if the prince fucked up som’thin’ in between the timelines with all of his trips. ”
“ Meh, WHO CARES. Wanna get high ? ”
@ignamira Liked For A Starter
Sawyer enjoyed a nice long sit down after really any day at spooky camp given how... chaotic it always was around there. They enjoyed sitting around the campfire even more when someone decided to join them and tonight it happened to be Amira.
“So how’s your misadventures going for you? Any luck with the cuties around here?” Sawyer knew well that one of the things they had in common with her was how much both of them wanted to sate their cute friends.
@ignamira replied: "Okay but did your mom literally give that one to you or did you pick it out? I mean either way it's Dayum Fine."
“Awww, bestie~! Your booty’s fine AF as well! Bet you could crush skulls with it!”
What’s a little complimenting of butts between friends? #JustGirlThings.
‘Huh... does beg the question though. Who has the better ass then- Ami’s mom, or her dad?’
VICTORIA-
@ignamira Because someone needs to explain the job.
“Forty-four.”
...What the fuck?
Vera finally locked her phone, stowing it away in her pocket before looking Amira in the eye.
“That is forty-four words you’ve wasted my time with when- as you so overtly stated- we both know you were going to just say “Yes” anyways.”
She sighs, obviously annoyed, but since she didn’t have to break out the blackmail then at least she’s less annoyed than she has to be. Sometimes she would just like for when she said “jump” for people to simply ask “How high?”
“To answer your questions- first off, you’re just explicitly incorrect. Damien spends about as much time tuning his car as he does practicing his drag hobby- which, I assumed meant he knew a damn thing about actually driving.”
“Turns out you only need to spend that much time fixing a car when you CONSTANTLY wreck it by driving like a drunk chimpanzee with a habitual rage against concrete.”
“As for the job,” She stops, glancing at the few stragglers still getting out of the building, “Meet me at my place. I’ll text you the address- bring whatever it is you drive best.”
And with that, Vera stalked off. Moments later, an address is texted to her from a burner phone- if the address is to be believed, it’s an unsurprising penthouse apartment in one of the swankiest districts of downtown Monstropolis.
"VICKY ARE YOU HITTIN' THE FUCKIN' DEPRESSO AGAIN?" Amira how did you kool-aid man through the wall- "DON'T WORRY I GOT THE DOG-"
Aaaand good bye Vicky, into Amira's bosom you go.
"AMI WAIT NO, THE WALL- MFF!"
Well, hard to complain about repair costs when you've got a face full of tits and your best friend's dog who's missed you probably as much as said best friend has.
"So Oz man I heard you kinda got... uh some free time."
Let's not address the fellow squadmate's inability to score dates! Nah Amira that isn't the kind of solidarity we were after right now.
"So you wanna come over and watch a dumb movie and have some pizza? I got the uh... pull apart crust your lil guys like a lot."
Team Hot Mess had to stick together.
Oz had tried... and totally failed! Maybe spending weeks pretty much inserting themself into their crushs life just to try and win a date wasn't the brightest... either way he was coping within the walls that PLAYER CHARACTER practiced. He was glad at least he wasn't alone.
"What gave it away? The sound of laughter earlier?" Oz asked in a slightly sotonic tone "Either way yeah I do."
Oz did perk up at thr mention of pizza "You do? Aw Amira you know how to treat me- us? Well, thank you I would love that more than anything."