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11 Reasons Why I Hate Rooster Teeth

They Founded the Company When? - This company was founded on April 1st, 2003. Whose bright idea was that? I still don’t understand this, you couldn’t have waited another day to start the company; It really have to be on this one day? I still think it’s a joke.

Their community is too social – I’m like Gus, an angry, antisocial guy just less pretty. So when I saw that this community was all nice and shit, I was like “fuck that”. This is what happens when you have a great community manager who gets fans involved. That’s right I blame you Barbara. You and your bad puns.

 Stop bringing in new people – What’s up with all these new faces at the company. I don’t like change and things being different. All these people with their fresh ideas and creative minds, especially you Blaine. I could take you any day. To all you people changing rooster teeth into something better, GTFO!

Where are all the black people? - Over the years, rooster teeth has diversified their work place immensely. They have: White, Mexican, Asian, Canadian, British, Puerto Rican, Egyptian, Cat and Purple Puppet employees. So where the hell are all the black people? Oh I see how it is Rooster Teeth, got a problem with the brothas huh? At least I know what RTAA doesn't stand for; Rooster Teeth Affirmative Action.

The Know – Rooster Teeth has “kNOw” business doing news (bad pun for Barb). Just because you put an attractive woman with great energy on a show who delivers news in a timely and entertaining matter, doesn’t mean I going to watch it…okay it does (did I mention attractive) but I still don’t like it because I’m on the internet and have to be angry about something.

The Podcast and Gus – Why do you make the podcast so short Sorola? An hour and a half of hilarious conversations and informative discussion just ain’t enough for me. Over 250 episodes and you haven’t figured that out yet? And I haven’t heard my theme song on the podcast yet, I want to serenade you with my heart-melting vocals.  Also why is it that you always have second Gus on but he’s never said a word ever?

 Achievement Hunter - Years of providing side splitting comedy and I've never seen these guys take their jobs the slightest bit seriously. Just grown men making penis jokes and playing Xbox, stupid job if you ask me (You guys hiring?). You'd think people who get paid play video games and make funny videos would act a little more professional around the work place. Geoff, you and your mustache look like something out of a vintage porno and all of the Achievement Hunters can suck my fat knob. But no seriously you hiring?

Monty Is So Awesome - Monty Oum is just too much of too awesome. What, innovating an already innovative RvB show wasn't enough for you? Now you have to create your own show too? Fucking show-off this guy. By the way that's not how you spell Ruby.

11 seasons of Red vs. Blue - Talk about not knowing when to quit while you're ahead. Yeah you have great characters and great writing, and I continue to enjoy every second of it. So what, just because a show continues to be awesome doesn't mean you should continue to make it. Or does it? Well 11 seasons is just too much. What...they're making a 12th? …What the fuck?!

Burnie “Fucking” Burns – The motherfucker who started it all. You’re the reason for this list, for my hate. You just had to have a creative idea about combining film and video games, I mean who thinks of that? It’s all your fault. You’re witty, creative, hilarious, and hardworking, traits I respe…I mean hate in a person. Fuck you Burnie! Oh and just so you know, honey defiantly does not expire.

They’re An Inspiring and Innovative Company – In general I just hate the company. They’ve not only inspired an entire community but an entire industry as well. Video games would not be the same without Rooster Teeth. They changed the way people interact with video games and with each other. 11 years they’ve been doing that shit and it’s fucking gay.

Is case you didn't catch on, I fucking love Rooster Teeth. This is just me trying to be funny and sarcastic.Happy (late) 11th anniversary guys! Keep on making great content for the internet :).