I absolutely adore the ES/LS verse! The characterizations are so spot on! Do the ES guys ever find one of the early Supernatural books (a hunt that they already finished) that somehow got left in the library (maybe by Charlie?) and read it before saying anything to the LS guys about it?
ooh, i love this idea!!!!
i would LOVE for ES!Dean to be snooping around in either LS!Dean or LS!Sam's room and finding the book buried in the nightstand, clearly forgotten, but also clearly dog-eared and spine cracked. he almost puts it back down, absolutely gobsmacked at the naked, oiled up men on the front looking broodily into the distance.
but then, a thrill runs through him--equal delight and intrigue and shock--because is this porn?? drugstore mommy porn that you can find in the little brackets next to the till, with the sale "stickers" printed onto the cover?? why the HELL does LS!Sam have a beat-up, clearly well-loved copy of middle aged lady porn at the bottom of his nightstand?!?!
he is practically giggling as he opens to the natural fold in the spine, and notices the pages peeling away from the glue at the bottom, like this book has been held open on this page for hours.
he's expecting to see lines and lines about fabio's rippling pectorals or the governess's wet petticoat, so he has to do a double take at the first lines on the page.
Dean watched Sam as his brow furrowed in concentration. Ever since he got out, he found that his eyes got stuck on Sam more than usual, and he couldn't look away. He didn't want to, not really.
Dean missed this: the simplicity of everyday life, and the profound mundanity of Sam sucking ass at pinball. Sam's mouth twisted down in a scowl as the tiny, tin prospector behind the glass casing jumped with a mechanical ping.
Struck Out! The digital display read.
Not. A. Word. Sam snapped, fumbling in his pocket for a quarter, and Dean busied his mouth with his beer bottle to hide his grin.
It was comforting, in a way sleep and drink and sex no longer were, that Sam still looked like his six-year-old self when he was pissed. Dean would've ripped a werewolf limb-from-limb for that kid--hell, he did, once. After the Pit, Dean was just grateful that Sam still let him within arms-distance. Could he smell the blood? Could he tell that Dean tried to trick himself into thinking he was spilling it in Sam's name?
dean lets a few pages flip, heart racing, and the pages stop abruptly, stuck open on another clearly well-loved passage.
Anna's tits were small, but it didn't stop Dean from doing every red-blooded man's duty. He bent his head and sucked a rosy nipple into his mouth, the heat of her body making his cock throb. Anna reacted with a gasp, hands sliding into Dean's hair and keeping him there. Her leg slipped off his waist, and knocked against the well-worn leather of the Impala's front seat.
dean collapses. what the fuck???? this is porn. badly written, loaded with a weird undercurrent, middle aged lady porn about HIM. and older sam has it BOOKMARKED buried in his NIGHTSTAND. and not even that, some kind of weird emotional trauma was the most visited page, with paragraphs about how sam looked as a toddler. dean's eyes go over those lines a few more times, disturbed at how this could've been pulled from his own brain.
his first instinct is to show ES!Sam right away, and get his feedback, and it isn't until he's standing in front of ES!Sam with the book in his hands, about to hand it over, that he realizes there are pages of "dean"--or maybe actual dean--waxing poetic about some chick's "wet curtains," followed by a few pages of dean watching sam sleep and thinking about how "he can never tell him everything."
not to mention, a few paragraphs worrying about some girl named ruby and a few chapters of sam staring at dean askance, before plotting about how to make some guy named alistair's head explode.
"'heaven and hell'?" ES!Sam asks, fingers brushing the cover skeptically. "what kind of name is that?"
and ES!Dean snatches the book back. "um. actually, nevermind." but ES!Sam finally wrests it from him, and dean winces when the book opens--not at the awkwardly emotional pinball scene--but right on the scene where dean "thrusts his passion into the wet cavern of anna's heat."
ES!Sam's eyebrows climb higher and higher, eventually looking up at dean completely and utterly flabbergasted.
"read the back," ES!Dean says, defeated, and sam mouths the words that dean has practically already memorized. We rejoin intrepid monster-hunting brothers Sam and Dean Winchester in a thrilling new adventure. The Winchesters must find out why the angels Castiel and Uriel seem to want the prophet Anna Milton...
they sit down and dean watches sam's face as he reads it, occasionally lifting his head to ask about certain characters or lines, or to repeat the most egregious ones ("did they seriously call your dick your 'flesh rod'?")
when it's over, dean reveals that he found it in LS!Sam's nightstand, buried under random detritus, clearly forgotten. ES!Sam immediately snaps the book shut.
"but that doesn't explain why only my sex scene was bookmarked," dean wonders, while sam Will Not Look Him In The Eye. "or why there were practically highlighted fucking passages about how precious you look standing next to a pinball machine."
ES!Sam presses his mouth together because those are exactly what parts he'd highlight. he'd want to be reminded that dean loves him, straight from his own brain. this fictional version of dean's view of him was surprisingly touching throughout the whole thing, but sam is going to be dead before he says any of this.
they slap it on the library table later that night, right in the middle of the LS!Winchesters talking in hushed tones about something. they both stop in their tracks, their eyes slowly turning to look at the book cover like they're in a horror movie.
"you swore you BURNED THEM." LS!Dean explodes, jumping to his feet, and LS!Sam immediately jumps on the book like he's jumping on a grenade.
"i did!" he stammers. "you know i hate these fucking things! i must've-uh--missed this one. i completely forgot about it! i have no idea where he found this."
LS!Dean tries to tackle him, fighting to wrest the book from his hands, but LS!Sam is fighting him like a bobcat, trying to shield the book with his body.
"what's the 'pit'?" ES!Dean asks.
the two of them freeze. LS!Dean's head slowly turns.
this was so fUNNN!! thank you so much! <3
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