#ihavetopee

[johnmasseyjr]

If this check-in line doesn’t move faster, I’m gonna have a Yellow Path. #ihavetopee #thefurtheradventuresofblooddrawboy (at City of Hope) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQOfWCOj7Oq/?utm_medium=tumblr

[beezner12]

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I came, I saw , and now ... #beeznerlives #longhair #over50 #comedyvideos #ihavetopee https://www.instagram.com/p/CEpZ11SnYGe/?igshid=1vgx0ml0suewa

[theapril83]

Having access to clean public restrooms is something I never knew that I took for granted. I had to start thinking about which friends do I have nearby that are currently working from home or do I have any vacant listings nearby? I had to laugh about it! #realtorproblems #ihavetopee #RealtorsOfInstagram #RealtorMemes #c21relentless #c21 #NoMatterTheRoadWillFindYourDreamHome (at Santa Margarita, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBTgHY2ln2X/?igshid=15dqplg8gpo1p

[allysonhood]

I have to pee so bad. #lapparty #kitties #benjibear #ihavetopee https://www.instagram.com/p/B6JvsAHAILl/?igshid=1hs0jir8hvgg6

[yippikaiyaymotherfucker]

My evening:3 #enjoylife #instagram #ihavetopee #unrelatedbutstill https://www.instagram.com/p/B57SkEGJfhcGtvMHn5Wi0DZz2CqYN49czvEgR40/?igshid=1ajqk9495a1yx

[um---hello]

June 10th

Today started out at the butt crack of dawn. As I had my first day of calculus 3, which is going to WRECK me. It is an amazing 5 days a week, for 5 weeks. WEEEEE. Being the lil’ old me, I set my clothing out for the first day so I would not have to worry about that in the morning. Unfortunately, it was raining so I ended up having the luck of picking out a whole new nifty outfit that would survive the rain that was bound to wash me away. After picking out an ah-mazing new outfit, I had a realization that I also did not have a parking pass. Luckily, an angle of a friend lives right on campus and gets free parking so I just leeched off of him and parked there. I was glad for my outfit choice at this point, as the apartment is across campus from my actual class. So the rain did not wash me away this time. 

The actual class was a full 2 hours and blah blah minutes of sooo much fuuuun.... Okay, but the professor does not allow snacks during the class. Like, um, it is from 7:40-9:55.... I am going to starve without a snack at some point. Imma fight. 

I was able to survive without the food to feast on during this class period, and I forgot it anyways in my rush out of the house. But once I got home I was ravenous and had to go on the hunt to find what options were available to me for lunch. I dug out some spaghetti and meatless meatballs, and it was delicious. Make fun of me all you want for those meatless meatball, but they have been an amazing experience, for my tastebuds and the protein my body requires. But before I was going to dig into my meal I remembered I had to take my vitamins. I take two different types, one for vegetarians, which is the size of a submarine, so I get all the nutrients to keep me from dying. I also take these, just eh, gummy vitamins. They are way better than the submarine vitamins though, no swallowing required (hehe). USUALLY the process of taking the vitamins is smooth. But today, I just could not swallow that submarine. It can take like 3 gulps of water usually, today it took 5 cups of water. 5 CUPS. I could feel my hamster sized bladder screaming with each gulp. The worst part is, I had to chew the vitamin in the end because my body would not take any more water. And you all know what that experience is like. So at this point I had the most bloated stomach, was no longer hungry, and that vitamin had left the taste of death in my mouth!  I did still devour that spaghetti though, as it is so delicious and I had to get the taste of the vitamin out of my mouth.

And that leaves me to now, sitting here trying to write this while my eyes are tearing up because I have to go pee so badly from those 5 CUPS of water. 

Anyway, I do not know how Tumblr works, so I’m gonna post this and then add in later how the rest of my day goes. 

[skylerthedutchie-blog]

I haven’t made a post in ages, so let’s do this!

So one time, I was doing math, and I have super chill math teacher, right? So my friend leans over to whisper something to me and she falls right out her chair and slams her head on my table. I’m used to this, it happens all the time. So she quickly gets back up and hits her head again. She gets up to come talk to me and RUNS over to my desk. She is bad at running too. She realized she caught the teacher’s attention, so she stares him straight in the eyes and gives him some weird look, and because she wasn’t looking at where she was going, she ran into his podium. She turns around, kneels by my desk, and whispers, “I have to pee.” But she was really loud, and we were in a small classroom, and the other two kids in the class and my teacher busted out laughing, and he goes, “All that because you had to let your friend know you have to pee?” She hasn’t heard the end of it yet.

[lisamatro]

🚘 Sitting shotgun for 6+ hours #sorrynotsorry for all the posts 😂 Not 30 minutes down the road we heard our first #arewethereyet and #ihavetopee 🙄 hope I don’t have to threaten to turn this van around!! 🤣 Beyond #thankful today is my #rfpayday ...we’re glad to have the extra funds to help get us to our destination... Williams, AZ to ride the #polarexpress!! 🚂🎅🏼🎄🎁🎉 Feeing blessed NOT to have to take 3 days off work! 🙏🏼🤗 #imightbemoreexcitedthanthekids #workfromanywhere #rfjourney #lifechangingskincare https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTSuz-HHPL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vnek26rwdt88