Dec 1, 2014
where do you work omf
An adult store. It has its perks, but it’s a lot of just… dumb. So much dumb.
people wearing nuvarings on their wrists.
explaining that anal beads are not meant to be yanked like you’re trying to rip-start your lawn mower.
No, actual honey is not a good lubricant.
and then the general retail B.S. “Ma’am, I’m sorry that your toy ‘doesn’t fit,’ but we say clearly in several quite large signs around the store, as well as when you check out and on your receipt, that we absolutely do not take returns.”
I love taking selfies with The Great American Challenge.
And 50 Shades of my headaches.
