#ijustkeepgettingphds

[quartermastersearlgrey]

Has Spencer ever straight up ruined a joke? Do you ever call him Spence?

Ruined? No but there have been some jokes that just really didn’t work. I think it’s cute though. And yes, I called him Spence once. Apparently he doesn’t like that so much.

[quartermastersearlgrey]

QReid, demon hunters au.

1. Having lost his parents to demons as a child, Q spent his teenage years tracking and fighting them, hoping to find the two that took his parents’ lives.  

2. Following the trail to the US, he comes across another demon hunter with a vendetta of his own.  Spencer and Q quickly discover they are after the same pair and team up.

3. Q is in charge of weaponry and supplies while Spencer tends to be more hands on in the attacks.

4. Spencer happens to know Latin, a fact that impresses and turns on Q to no end.  He makes Spencer speak it in bed at times.

5. They become infamous in demon hunting circles for being fearless and practically unstoppable.  They are the only two demon hunters anyone knows about who have never been possessed.  Spencer things they are just that good.  Q personally believes it’s the natural demon-fighting powers of Earl Grey.  They bicker about this but in the end agree it might actually be both.

[quartermastersearlgrey]

[text] Just wait until I get home from this case. I'm going to pin you down and ravish you. [text] That sounds ridiculous. You're getting laid when I get back.

[text] Yes it sounds ridiculous.  But I like the thought.

[text] Any way you could solve it a little faster because getting laid sounds wonderful right about now.

[quartermastersearlgrey]

I have a suggestion: Q/Reid + edging, Reid using those long fingers to bring Cris so close then bring him back down again.

Oh yes, Cris is quivering happily from just the thought.

[quartermastersearlgrey]

[text]If I die of boredom from sitting in this damn conference room for the rest of eternity, know that I love you. Also put the towels in the dryer please.

[text] I’m certain it is impossible to die from boredom.  But I love you too.  Please don’t die.

[text] I’ve already dried the towels. You aren’t the only one who is bored.

[quartermastersearlgrey]

Qreid

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Spencer

Gets jealous the most: Cris

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Both

Takes care of on sick days: The one that isn’t sick?

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Spencer I suppose but they tend to spend beach day in the hotel room

Gives unprompted massages: Spencer

Drives/rides shotgun: Spencer drives, Cris rides shotgun

Brings the other lunch at work: They go out.  Neither trusts each other’s cooking.

Has the better parental relationship: Tough call.  Spencer’s mom is wonderful but Cris had great parents until their deaths.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: I see Cris suggesting that.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Cris, I have videographic proof

Still cries watching Titanic: Neither?

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Both

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Cris

Makes the other eat breakfast: Spencer (as well as lunch, dinner, snack, anything but tea)

Remembers anniversaries: Spencer though Cris very rarely forgets

Brings up having kids: Cris only because he knows Spencer won’t due to his family medical history

[quartermastersearlgrey]

Whats your favorite part of Spencer's body?

Would it be cliche to say his brain?  Even if that is the truth?

[quartermastersearlgrey]

I don't think Spencer's the kind of guy who would totally abandon you if he didn't return your feelings. I think he does though.

“Probably not.  I still worry.  I’m not good with people either and the thought of losing the one person who means something to me is almost too much to bear.”