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[leightaylorwrites]

HEY IM IOBSESSWAYTOOEASILY AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING MY SMOL CHILD

um you’re welcome? 

[blackjacktheboss]

Okay I saw this post and it said "au idea: two extras have to sit across from each other and pretend to converse at a restaurant on the set of a movie. but the fake conversation turns to real conversation and they are really into each other and the director calls cut because they are distracting from the actual characters who are supposed to be the ones making eyes and looking like they’re falling in love, not a couple of random extras"and I was wondering if you could do that for percabeth?thank

they were both extras in a romantic comedy and had been paired up by Silena, the casting director 

they sat at a small table in front of a french bakery in the middle of Manhattan attempting to make small talk while the main characters exchanged lines about two tables over 

it was the Peggy Carter reference that had really caught Percy’s attention 

of course the blonde princess curls and piercing grey eyes had helped too 

at some point their small talk turned into real talk and before Percy knew it he could tell you her name was Annabeth, she was an architecture major at Columbia, and her relationship with her dad was tenuous at best 

they were in the middle of a serious discussion about the relationship between Steve and Peggy when a looming figure appeared above them– it was the director 

“Do you know who I am?” 

“You’re Mr. D. World famous director,” Annabeth answered quickly 

“Exactly. Now tell me why, I,  a world famous director, have to come and personally tell two extras that I  yelled cut five minutes ago because they were distracting from the main actors.” 

“It’s probably because you need better main actors,” Percy said offhandedly 

Mr. D’s face got bright red and Percy turned to Annabeth with wide eyes, “I said that out loud didn’t I?” 

Annabeth’s hand was clasped over her mouth and she nodded slowly 

as they walked off the set of the movie together Percy apologized profusely for getting Annabeth into trouble 

“Don’t worry about it. They still have to pay us for the day so way I see it is you just got me off work early.” 

“Well in that case.. would you maybe… wanna…” 

“yes?” 

“I was thinking we could, uh…” 

“Percy.” 

“Wanna go grab lunch with me? Like, on a date.” 

“See? Was that so hard?” 

[thestoriesoftheseven]

HI! I love Your account. I was wondering if you could direct me to any fics or the tag for percy having a sibling? thanks

I have some.

And Arne has a “Percy is going to be a big brother” one.

Dan has one and another. 

So does Mina.

There are probably more and we can add them as we find them!

~Jane

[searchforthescars]

Clace AU please?? Human where it's a spy agency instead of the clave and shadow hunters are spys

YOOOOOOOO oh my goodness I would so write this *heart-eyes*  (I’m assuming this is for the 5 headcannons thing so if I’m wrong, please forgive me)

So Jace is in the lethal assassin/Nikita-type division and Clary is in the white collar spy division (meaning she goes undercover to catch white-collar criminals - her speciality is art crimes) and they keep running into one another and Jace keeps almost screwing up her ops.

Jace lives at home with his family (Alec, Isabelle, and Max) but Clary lives alone in a secure location. Her walls are covered with her art forgeries (which are excellent) and her own original works - Jace loves looking at them whenever he can find an excuse to come over.

One time Jace, Alec, and Isabelle took a covert op together and Isabelle and Clary ended up having to pretend to be girlfriends.  Jace was very very jealous but he’d never admit it.

Their first kiss happened under a bridge in Germany while they were hiding from a potential terrorist.  Clary got green paint on Jace’s throat and Jace accidentally added a bruise to Clary’s collarbone.

Jace requests that Clary runs point on his assignments despite the fact that it isn’t even her division (as Alec keeps pointing out from his station in the surveillance van)

Send me an AU!

[i-will-write-for-you]

Do you have a masterlist? Cuz it would be cool if you did. Thank you for your time!

Nope. But the new blog will.

[jemsdrug]

hi

I'm looking for a place to start,

J'suis jalouse à en faire trembler les gens,

In the night, I hear them talk,

It feels like I only go backwards,

Close your eyes and lose the feeling that's been sinking.

no more pls! (blacklist “lpoem”)