#ikea problems

[traincoming]

I love my mom 😘

[blauweeikels]

Every damn time!

[mrs-10k]

*8:00am* "Anyone want to come to IKEA with me?" "I will, what are you getting?" "Just some towels and maybe a lamp. Should be back by noon." *pulls into driveway at midnight* "Back from IKEA! Have to return the rental truck tomorrow."

[vanishinginthepark]

note to self: check the weight of what you’re getting before you go to ikea by yourself

[foreverflavoredbubbles]

That moment when you're at Ikea and you're trying to remodel your room...then your see your dream room and you're just like: why what the fuck mummmmm I want this thing this exact thing like the paint, the floors, the everything. But you can't because you're not rich.

[skiota]

My girlfriend and I keep breaking the restraints that we purchase for sexy times. Also I pulled so hard on one that I broke her bed. Seriously, how can something claim to be "well made" if two petite ladies can break all these things?

[hingenburger]

nelfears, i think you'll like this bit:

occasionally when i'm on the register, i'll be ringing people's stuff up and in the distance, i'll hear an grown man sneeze and it'll echo through the store

and i just always have to hold back the urge to laugh. so i just twitch, silently.

also, another unrelated, but somewhat related thing happened a few days ago where a few kids were anxious to get a set of tennis balls their mom bought them and i was damn near close to laughing like an immature twit because every other word was "balls".

[beboplaysgames]

My cats are so stupid

They got in a wrestling match on top of my book cases and fell behind them. I didn't think they'd ever be so dumb that they'd fall behind them. It took me 8 minutes to get them out.