A train of thought coming the other way...

This little spot is where I'm putting the circus that consists of the thoughts in my head. You are welcome.

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I feel like Old Spice is trying too hard to get the “younger” demographic here…

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And you are?

People sometimes ask me what I am?

I’m catnip to black men and sometimes white women - weird range there.

My best friend says I’m the straightest person she knows, so sorry ladies.

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Is this thing still on 🎤

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Y’all….this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he “discovered” masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and calls…..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.

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Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, he’s marketing this as if it’s a whole new creation. A brand new “coffee substitute” while In reality it’s literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.

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“So I set out to make something better” TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea

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He describes the tea vendors as being “dressed in rags” but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?

Clothes…….these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags

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Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.

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i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call “wyne” and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR

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This is some white people shit y’all. Men in “rags” making chai, really? Have you been to Starbucks? Also chai is a word that means tea, nothing mystical about it. WTF

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Gift with purchase

I have many shower thoughts like, “I wonder why bath and body works’ three wick candles are so popular and really why do people pay $30 for a freaking candle, at least have a free gift of wine with purchase.”

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Can we have a flag on the year?

“False start, number 2021, 7 day penalty, repeat First day.” 🏈

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Hi 2020, I’m the quesadilla ninja 🥷

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The key to my heart is to bring me a snack. Now if you are a snack and bring me a snack, we’re getting married. 😍

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Shots shots shots! Ow my head 🤕

[sarahseeandersen]

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omg there are others like me! @jessichistic

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Caution: I’m slippery when wet!

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Western spice cabinet - family of 4

Asian spice cabinet - single person

Why yes those are jelly jars and 30 year old Taster’s Choice bottles I stole from my mom. It’s called being thrifty!

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Interview with Buckhead Betty #5 - Family Legacy

Interviewer: Speaking of colonization, I understand your family can trace their roots to the first colonists in America?

Betty: That’s right. My family goes back generations in this state. In fact we are certified pedigree members of the Daughters of the Plantation Society. You’ve heard of the Daughters of the American Revolution, well we are their Southern cousins. Why I even took that that ancenstry.com test and found out we are related to Robert E. Lee, carved right up there on Stone Mountain.

Interviewer: Umm I guess that’s something to be proud of.

Betty: Now don’t get me wrong, we were definitely on the losing side of that one. My family barely managed to hold on to their mansion. We’ve sold that off now to the State so they have a museum of antebellum life. I fully support their education initiatives and they even give tours of those little wooden cabins on the grounds. One magazine even had a photo shoot with medical students from a local college, I think it is part of some group of colleges, "HSSBU" or something, I forget what that stands for. We did try to get the students to hold some farming tools to be a little more authentic, but they got upset for some reason… Anyway, the final picture still looked great and it even went viral! I’m just so happy to feature our family’s legacy, especially to promote education.

Interviewer: Sounds like your family definitely left a lasting legacy…

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Making my friend proud