Thats everyone now! 🥹 some of my regrets includenot making gendbend roger buff enough and alfons design raghhh, darn it
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i might do more gendbend related art, like how they all look when the are just chilling etc, or maybe even try to draw them in ikevil’s art style? Ideas ideas ideasss
Disclaimer: this translation is for fun and sillies! As always, I’ll link other translations of the same story here <3
Cheshireliam translation (^^)
The two of them… have switched bodies!?
The Surprise Bag story set has been confirmed!
Life as a fairytale keeper and being surrounded day in and day out by uniquely cursed individuals, is equal parts thrilling and bizarre.
And today, yet another absurd incident was about to plague me.
Kate: “Good morning, Jude.”
When I entered the dining hall for breakfast, Jude was already there, sipping tea and reading the newspaper.
When I greeted him, he looked up from the paper and gave me a gentle smile.
Jude(?) : “Good Morning.”
(…Huh? He’s usually way more brusque than that. What's up with him?)
Just as I wondered if something good had happened,
Jude(?) :“Kate, you look as stunning as ever today. Seeing your lovely smile first thing in the morning really lifts my spirits.”
I froze at the shockingly sweet words that I could hardly believe had come out of Jude’s mouth.
Kate: “Jude, are you okay!? What happened to your usual awful attitude..!?”
(…Wait. Haven’t I had this exact conversation before…?)
William(?) : “Hey! What the hell d’you think you’re doin’, you quack doctor!?”
Bursting into the dining hall was William. Except, he was shouting in the same rough manner Jude usually did.
William(?) : “Tch. He ain’t in the dining hall either, huh.”
William(?) : “Draggin' me into this damn body switching crap not once, but twice…!”
At those words, it finally clicked.
Before, Jude and Ellis had swapped bodies because of one of Roger’s drugs,
…and so had Lord Elbert and Alfons.
Kate: “Wait… so the one in William’s body is actually Jude…”
Kate: “And the one in Jude’s body is… William?”
If that’s the case, then that overly sweet version of“Jude” suddenly made sense.
Jude(?) : “I’m the real Jude, got it? Don’t go mixin’ me up with that fake.”
Kate: “W-wait, what!?”
Jude: “…Oi, William. The hell’re you doin’, pretendin’ to be me? I’ll knock your head in.”
William: “Haha. Since we’ve gone to the trouble of swapping bodies, it’d be a waste not to enjoy it, don’t you think?”
With a relaxed grin, “Jude”, or rather, William in Jude’s body, gracefully sipped his tea.
William: “Now then… if Roger’s behind this again like last time, there should be another pair who’ve swapped as well…”
Darius(?) : “Good morning, everyone! Look at this! The cake I let rest overnight has turned out absolutely heavenly!”
Darius(?) : “I just had to share it with everyone in Crown!”
Darius(?) : “…Hm? Why does everyone look so worn out?”
At that moment, the dining hall doors slammed open, and a thoroughly irritated Victor walked in.
Victor(?) : “…Swapping my body with a brute like this… what kind of sick joke is this?”
Victor(?) : “Hey, can I cut this ridiculously long hair? It keeps getting caught on everything when I walk and it's seriously annoying.”
William: “I see. It looks like Victor and Darius have swapped as well.”
(Of all people to switch… it had to be those two…)
Kate: “W-wait, Darius! Victor’s hair is too beautiful! You can’t just cut it off so easily!”
Darius: “Hm… then how about I cut yours instead, Miss Fairytale Keeper?”
Darius stepped closer, toying with my hair as he looked at me with a testing gaze.
Kate: “M-my hair doesn’t get in the way when I walk, though!”
Darius: “Yeah, but I just feel like blowing off some steam. Don’t run, alright? If my hand slips, I might cut your neck too.”
Victor: “Stooop! Put away the dangerous blades and let’s focus on fixing this situation first, shall we?”
Victor: “We’re all victims of the same misfortune here… so let’s work together and get through this.”
William: “…Hearing that with Darius’s face feels very strange.”
Jude: “You’ve got a real knack for bein’ rude so casually, y’know that?”
Darius: “…True. I’d like to say goodbye to this body as soon as possible too.”
Darius: “So? Where’s that mastermind Roger?”
Victor: “…Actually, Roger has nothing to do with this one.”
Kate: “What!?”
Victor: “He’s been away on a mission these past few days.”
Jude: “If that's so, then how’d we wake up like this in the first place?”
Victor: “Absolutely no idea! But I’m sure it’ll sort itself out in a day or so, don’t you think?”
Jude: “That’s way too sloppy an answer.”
Darius: “…Is this some sort of nightmare?”
William: “Well, since its a rare opportunity, we might as well each enjoy these bodies while we can.”
(What’s going to happen now…?)
On April 1st, the nightmare of a body swapping incident struck once again.
However, at the time, I still didn’t realize...
That this was only the beginning to a troublesome yet amusing farce.
To be continued...
Notice by Cybird:
This event has has been cancelled due to the team experiencing pressure from some of the members of Crown and Vogel; however, if enough people request for it, the team might be able to persuade them (through twitter).
